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Str8BacardiL
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2009

Am i going to die??

3/6/2010 9:59:17 AM

poopface
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SNAP INTO A COMA

3/6/2010 10:00:16 AM

elkaybie
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/thread

3/6/2010 10:00:53 AM

Str8BacardiL
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I think it has e coli

3/6/2010 10:01:06 AM

Førte
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3/6/2010 10:03:44 AM

pilgrimshoes
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there's enough bullshit in a slim jim, i wouldnt worry about it

btw, why risk it for a $0.75 piece of garbage?

3/6/2010 10:04:35 AM

poopface
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if you could do it all over again, would you?

3/6/2010 10:05:27 AM

qntmfred
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good night, sweet prince

3/6/2010 10:07:43 AM

ncsuapex
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Dude, cockroaches will be eating slim jims after the nuclear holocaust. You'll be fine.

3/6/2010 10:15:21 AM

Str8BacardiL
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This is how it went

Took first bite (nom) looked at my friend chris (while nomming) "man thsit shit tastes expired"

He replies that it expires 3/9/09

I keep nomming thinking it was legal for 3 more days getting grosser each bite.......like 10 mins later it fucking hits me that its not 2009 anymore.

(Sideways glance)

Now I wanna hurl.

3/6/2010 10:18:51 AM

JTMONEYNCSU
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RIP off kaplan

3/6/2010 11:12:45 AM

Fhqwhgads
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you gonna get the swamp ass.

3/6/2010 11:15:43 AM

NeuseRvrRat
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that's not the proper use of the term "swamp ass"

3/6/2010 11:21:28 AM

Fhqwhgads
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ok

you gonna get the mud butt.

3/6/2010 11:22:25 AM

NeuseRvrRat
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exactly

3/6/2010 11:22:38 AM

BobbyDigital
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pretty sure slim jims expire via half lives.


so you probably still had a few millenia left before worrying was warranted.

3/6/2010 11:29:52 AM

arghx
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I've had an expired slim jim before. They taste worse but no catastrophe occurred from me eating it.

3/6/2010 11:40:33 AM

Str8BacardiL
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Quote :
"EPIC

BUBBLE

GUTS"

3/6/2010 1:58:41 PM

ThePeter
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how exactly does a slim jim taste expired

3/6/2010 2:00:21 PM

wawebste
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you still alive?

3/6/2010 2:00:25 PM

Str8BacardiL
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Quote :
"how exactly does a slim jim taste expired"


if only words could describe

3/6/2010 2:03:48 PM

Ragged
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im pretty sure thats one of the last ones that was made too.

i mean the plant did made them did explode

3/6/2010 2:39:52 PM

marko
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Human tradgedy aside, this thread is fucking funny

3/6/2010 2:46:04 PM

ncwolfpack
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something like a slim jim only has an expiration date because the eating quality is reduced. it's not going to kill you or make you sick, it will just taste awful.

3/6/2010 5:37:59 PM

ncsuapex
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Quote :
"how exactly does a slim jim taste expired"



Just like a non-expired slim jim...

3/6/2010 5:39:43 PM

GREEN JAY
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yeah, i cant imagine a difference in taste

3/6/2010 5:45:15 PM

arghx
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trust me, you can tell

it doesn't have that "snap" to it. like you're not really snapping into a slim jim anymore.

3/7/2010 12:29:49 AM

jataylor
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i have a slim jim thats been expired for about 8 years if you care to try that next

3/7/2010 11:26:49 AM

ScHpEnXeL
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lol

3/7/2010 11:51:00 AM

The5thsoth
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just checking in. Did he died?

3/7/2010 11:51:33 AM

slamjamason
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4psCAY1bwqY&NR=1

3/7/2010 2:16:24 PM

Str8BacardiL
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Not dead but I blew up the bathroom at the Washington convention center so bad people were walking out......barely made it.

3/7/2010 8:11:17 PM

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