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zxappeal
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Neither what could be objectively called beautiful.

Both great to eat.

4/6/2011 6:50:43 PM

aph319
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welcome to family guy (only with clams)

4/6/2011 6:51:33 PM

0EPII1
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some vaginas are definitely beautiful, in every sense of the word.

some, of course, are ugly.

4/6/2011 7:04:03 PM

Biofreak70
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I hate seafood

4/6/2011 7:06:44 PM

quagmire02
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a vagina is NEVER "beautiful" in a non-sexual, completely objective way to a heterosexual man

some look better than others, though

4/6/2011 7:06:54 PM

0EPII1
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i disagree.... some are just so perfectly crafted that i would call them beautiful even in a non-sexual way. not many, but i have seen definitely a few (in pics).

conversely, some are stomach-churningly revolting.

4/6/2011 7:13:12 PM

Spontaneous
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I, too, eat copious amounts of vagina.

4/6/2011 7:13:40 PM

khcadwal
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great now i can never eat oysters again

THANKS A LOT

4/6/2011 7:14:31 PM

NeuseRvrRat
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both cycle through times when they're good to eat and not good to eat

4/6/2011 7:19:30 PM

Shadowrunner
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Both are best enjoyed raw.

4/6/2011 7:23:39 PM

quagmire02
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both are best enjoyed dead and cold

4/6/2011 7:27:32 PM

Mr. Joshua
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There's no worse feeling than popping open an oyster shell and seeing that there's just a big wad of roast beef in there.

4/6/2011 8:20:46 PM

jtw208
 
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insert clever comparison between a pearl and a clitoris

4/6/2011 8:27:09 PM

catzor
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I'm intrigued by this "clitoris" you speak of...

4/6/2011 8:35:52 PM

Mr. Joshua
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the clitoris is an urban legend.

i saw it on myth busters.

4/6/2011 8:37:58 PM

Netstorm
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If you don't wash them before you shuck them open, you'll probably get a mouthful of grit?

4/6/2011 10:35:34 PM

justinh524
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i dont fuck oysters

4/6/2011 10:39:33 PM

th3oretecht
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I'm a big fan of vaginas. Oysters are ok I guess.

I actually agree with OEP on this one.

4/6/2011 10:54:09 PM

Spontaneous
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I don't have to work hard to open a vagina.

4/7/2011 1:02:37 AM

yrrah
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4/7/2011 1:13:45 AM

Pikey
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I always thought an 'oyster' is when you jizz in your pants...

4/7/2011 7:07:17 AM

wdprice3
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lol, wut

4/7/2011 7:13:03 AM

trythis
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If Pikey's right, then I eat oysters all the time.

4/7/2011 10:14:39 AM

zxappeal
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Quote :
"both cycle through times when they're good to eat and not good to eat"


That whole red tide thing...

And either way, the bad ones smell NASTY.

4/7/2011 10:16:53 AM

Pikey
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"I always thought an 'oyster' is when you jizz in your pants..."
Quote :
"lol, wut"

Like a goopy wad in your pants = oyster.

4/7/2011 10:19:28 AM

Budiss
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I'll get you moister than an oyster.

4/7/2011 10:20:40 AM

zxappeal
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"Like a goopy wad in your pants = oyster."


I just hurled.

4/7/2011 10:30:26 AM

Spontaneous
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Quote :
"Like a goopy wad in your pants = oyster."

That's pearl jam, sir.

4/7/2011 1:33:46 PM

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