3/23/2012 9:21:44 PM

3/23/2012 10:15:03 PM

at least we have alyssa milano

3/23/2012 10:24:06 PM

3/23/2012 10:29:29 PM

Alyssa Milano is old

3/23/2012 10:31:28 PM

So am I, and that wouldn't stop me.

3/23/2012 11:31:49 PM

Mother of god The things I would do to her.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCUnWIs88CQ&feature=player_embedded#!

5/1/2012 3:38:54 PM

FUCK.

BTTT

5/1/2012 10:41:50 PM

vid removed

5/1/2012 10:45:11 PM

WTF< she was just dancing


Here, this one works.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=gCNGO4F9TXE#!

[Edited on May 1, 2012 at 10:53 PM. Reason : ,]

5/1/2012 10:51:35 PM

This should work

http://www.terrysdiary.com/post/22232596283/banned-from-youtube-here-it-is-once-again-kate

5/1/2012 10:53:40 PM

for the lazy. You're welcome.

5/1/2012 10:54:10 PM

5/1/2012 10:56:59 PM

5/1/2012 10:57:42 PM

I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.

[Edited on May 1, 2012 at 10:58 PM. Reason : ,,]

5/1/2012 10:58:04 PM

the gif is NOTHING compared to the video

HOLY FUCK

5/1/2012 11:00:21 PM

LOL

I was about to post the same thing.

That video is just god damn fucking AMAZING.

5/1/2012 11:01:00 PM

like!

5/1/2012 11:03:25 PM

Yeah, I like her too.

5/1/2012 11:04:24 PM

Apparently Mark Sanchez is tappin' that.

Well played sir.


I bet she can grind on a cock like there is no tomorrow.

I'd float in a river of sewage just to watch her turd float by.

Then I'd eat the corn out of her turd.

Then I'd wash it all down by drinking her diarrhea milkshake.

5/1/2012 11:05:30 PM

but seriously

if you only click on one link today MAKE IT THIS ONE

http://www.terrysdiary.com/post/22232596283/banned-from-youtube-here-it-is-once-again-kate
http://www.terrysdiary.com/post/22232596283/banned-from-youtube-here-it-is-once-again-kate
http://www.terrysdiary.com/post/22232596283/banned-from-youtube-here-it-is-once-again-kate
http://www.terrysdiary.com/post/22232596283/banned-from-youtube-here-it-is-once-again-kate
http://www.terrysdiary.com/post/22232596283/banned-from-youtube-here-it-is-once-again-kate
http://www.terrysdiary.com/post/22232596283/banned-from-youtube-here-it-is-once-again-kate
http://www.terrysdiary.com/post/22232596283/banned-from-youtube-here-it-is-once-again-kate

5/1/2012 11:06:26 PM

Quote :

"Apparently Mark Sanchez is tappin' that. Well played sir. I bet she can grind on a cock like there is no tomorrow. I'd float in a river of sewage just to watch her turd float by. Then I'd eat the corn out of her turd. Then I'd wash it all down by drinking her diarrhea milkshake. "

WTF. who says such a thing in public?

5/1/2012 11:07:18 PM

Kate Upton's #1 fan.

5/1/2012 11:08:15 PM

I am more of a fan of the other girl.

5/1/2012 11:08:45 PM

i really had never given this kate upton person a second thought

i mean she's hot, but whatever

but in that video i fell in love with her

and it was more her facial expressions than anything else

5/1/2012 11:09:35 PM

Yeah I'd never seen video of her talking or anything.

She just seems like a cool fucking chick, I dont know what it is.

I mean she could be a total bitch cunt, but I'm not getting that vibe.

Like I posted before, she seems like she would be down to just kick it with the guys and drink beer and watch football.

I also am in love with her voice.

5/1/2012 11:11:39 PM

Quote :

"but seriously if you only click on one link today MAKE IT THIS ONE http://www.terrysdiary.com/post/22232596283/banned-from-youtube-here-it-is-once-again-kate http://www.terrysdiary.com/post/22232596283/banned-from-youtube-here-it-is-once-again-kate http://www.terrysdiary.com/post/22232596283/banned-from-youtube-here-it-is-once-again-kate http://www.terrysdiary.com/post/22232596283/banned-from-youtube-here-it-is-once-again-kate http://www.terrysdiary.com/post/22232596283/banned-from-youtube-here-it-is-once-again-kate http://www.terrysdiary.com/post/22232596283/banned-from-youtube-here-it-is-once-again-kate http://www.terrysdiary.com/post/22232596283/banned-from-youtube-here-it-is-once-again-kate "

Also, don't forget to click on HD to make it HD and then throw it full screen for full effect!

[Edited on May 1, 2012 at 11:12 PM. Reason : m]

5/1/2012 11:12:29 PM

i actually think she'd be kind of a lame lay, strictly from a performance standpoint...she doesn't have much rhythm but who gives a fuck

5/1/2012 11:14:26 PM

FUCK, i don't know why i didn't watch it HD fullscreen before

OH

MY

GOD

5/1/2012 11:15:25 PM

No rhythm?

Find me another hottie who can move like that.


^TIGHTEN UP GUY!!

[Edited on May 1, 2012 at 11:16 PM. Reason : ,]

5/1/2012 11:16:06 PM

this one still works: http://www.theimproper.com/fashion/6617/kate-upton-dances-until-bikini-almost-falls-off-watch

Quote :

"i actually think she'd be kind of a lame lay"

haha tell us more about her pointy elbows brah.

5/1/2012 11:26:25 PM

Yeah I'm just glad that the wall made it out unscathed.


If things had gotten out of hand, those elbows could have destroyed it with holes.

5/1/2012 11:28:36 PM

nice out of context quote, i'm just saying she's not exactly dancing like shakira or ciara, but she's so fucking hot it doesn't matter

5/1/2012 11:33:08 PM

I'm not even lying when I say this.

I think I would honestly let her shit in my mouth if that turned her on and meant I'd get to go to pound town with her.

I'd even chew and swallow if that's what it took.

5/1/2012 11:35:28 PM

Quote :

"We're sorry Our servers are over capacity and certain pages may be temporarily unavailable. We're working quickly to resolve the issue. "

5/1/2012 11:35:45 PM

yah click the link i posted dumbass.

5/1/2012 11:36:24 PM

lol

[Edited on May 1, 2012 at 11:37 PM. Reason : wrong thread]

5/1/2012 11:36:52 PM

^^^TO THE RESCUE!!!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=gCNGO4F9TXE#!

[Edited on May 1, 2012 at 11:37 PM. Reason : ,]

5/1/2012 11:37:30 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymtGiK6nQYQ

5/2/2012 12:31:27 AM

hey JCTarheel, how is secretly loving cock working out for you?

5/2/2012 12:33:00 AM

UPton

5/2/2012 12:46:43 PM

Kate Upton makes me feel funny in my pants

5/2/2012 1:13:30 PM

5/2/2012 1:15:45 PM

I still can't believe she is only 19.

5/2/2012 1:31:00 PM

If this has already been posted, sorry, but is there ever too much kate anyway?


[Edited on May 2, 2012 at 1:37 PM. Reason : Can't see gifs on phone, so don't know if it is already here or if it is working right...sigh]

5/2/2012 1:36:22 PM

god i wish she was bouncing like that on my dick

5/2/2012 2:48:50 PM

http://www.wwtdd.com/2012/05/kate-upton-had-out-takes/

5/4/2012 10:10:50 PM

both these bitches have elbows that are pointy as fuck

would not hit

5/4/2012 10:14:58 PM

...until it fell off

5/6/2012 7:11:44 PM

I'd fuck her.

5/6/2012 7:19:20 PM