I'll just say the two door cars are FTL when it comes to car sex.

2/27/2008 4:16:48 PM

Quote :

"My truck, my dad's truck, mom's suburban, the highlander, gf's mom's car, and the four-wheeler."

Also, in the back of datman's van.

2/27/2008 4:22:58 PM

I'm not a slut, just experienced OK?!

Think about it, most chicks who don't talk about their sex life are the biggest sluts because they don't want everyone to know even though they were the main attraction at the $18.95 pussy buffet so I'm open which means I ain't shit to hide.

This might be true. I'm not sure.

2/27/2008 5:46:59 PM

Her logic is infallible.

Please direct me to the $18.95 pussy buffet.

2/27/2008 5:48:26 PM

M2C

BWN

K?

[Edited on February 27, 2008 at 5:49 PM. Reason : x ]

2/27/2008 5:49:25 PM

$18.95

PUSSY

BUFFET

2/27/2008 5:52:43 PM

sold!

2/28/2008 10:13:28 AM

inorite

i'd buy that for a jackson

2/28/2008 10:15:13 AM

Quote :

"$18.95 PUSSY BUFFET"

2/28/2008 10:40:29 AM

Pussy, pussy, pussy! All pussy must go. At the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! This is a pussy blow out!

Make us an offer on our vast selection of pussy!

We got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, hot pussy, cold pussy, wet pussy, tight pussy, big pussy, bloody pussy, fat pussy, hairy pussy, smelly pussy, velvet pussy, silk pussy, Naugahyde pussy, snappin' pussy, horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy, fake pussy!

If we don't have it, you don't want it!

2/28/2008 10:45:18 AM

http://pussyblowout.ytmnd.com/

http://pussylover.ytmnd.com/

2/28/2008 10:53:48 AM

this is what I think of when I think of mytwocents

http://www.youtube.com/v/fUqARFTNzCU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJLrw8DRZMg

[Edited on February 28, 2008 at 4:50 PM. Reason : ]

2/28/2008 4:47:23 PM

Hyperintelligent and hypersexual? Sign me up!

2/28/2008 5:02:00 PM

m2c, i've never fucked in your car but if you want to just ask...

2/28/2008 5:02:57 PM

do you not have your own car?

2/28/2008 5:03:57 PM

i'm only 14 i get my permit next year

2/28/2008 5:07:16 PM

I have never fucked in a car

I've gotten a beeeeeejaaaaaay

but I have never fucked in a car

2/28/2008 5:08:30 PM

Quote :

"but I haven't had car sex since highschool"

2/28/2008 5:12:25 PM

Lost my virginity in a car... awkward.

2/28/2008 5:27:22 PM

I've certainly had my whorish moments....here's a quick story which was funny...

Freshman year somehow it ended up being me, my NOW best friend Michelle (this was the first time I'd met her) a chick Rosie and this frat boy named Sean. So anyway...yada yada yada we're drinking and talking about sex and mind you that at this point, I'd only ever had one dude's dick in my mouth or my vag....I think...maybe the 3rd in the my mouth....anyway....we end up in his dorm room and he used the best line ever, "Do you wanna see my blacklight?" and I was like, "Yeah" and so one thing lead to another and I was sucking his dick and like I said, it was like the 6th time ever that I had done it so I don't know what's considered 'normal'.... so anyway, he starts saying shit like, 'Oh yeah baby, suck it hard' 'you know you love my cock' 'take that dick deep' etc, etc..... and I wanted to laugh at the lines, but you know...I had a dick in my mouth so laughing wasn't really an option.

So anyway, we finish, I go back to my dorm....and I have the biggest mouth ever so I told pretty much my entire floor what happened. The next week, we went to their frat house for a party and when we all get back, he sees me and says, 'hey, come hang out with me' and of course I was all over that...so off we go and before anything he says, 'you didn't tell everyone what happened did you?' and I said, 'Oh of course not' so we get going again....and he's busting out every cheesy line I'd ever heard in a porn again....and more. So we (he) finishes and I go back to my room and of course immediately start blabbing away. Well my one roommate thinks it would be funny to write all the shit he said on our message board in our room and she writes at the top 'Ode to Sean' So hahahaha, it's very funny whatever.

A few days later my other roommate wanted something, maybe pot or who knows...but anyway, she comes into our suite and says, 'Lauren..Sean's out there!' so I try fix myself up all pretty and just as I opened the door to go out into the living room, my OTHER roommate frantically mouths to me: 'THE BOARD! THE BOARD!' and I have no idea what she's talking about until at that moment, Sean just sat down and happend to glance to the left where he saw, 'THE BOARD'. I slammed my bedroom door shut and was scared shitless and he was yelling, 'GET THAT BITCH OUT HERE RIGHT NOW' and of course I wasn't going anywhere, and then we heard him leave so I went out there to lock our door and just at that moment he barged in, pushing me against the wall and said 'ERASE THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW'.... so we did and clearly, he was embarassed. He didn't talk to me or pretty much anyone on our floor for months he wouldn't even look at us...

It's all good though cause that Spring Break was the Spring Break MTV went to Havasu and he actually competed in the stupid talent show and they came in second which was kinda funny, but anyway, I saw him at some point and all was forgiven...and then we had sex on some golf course. That actually was the beginning of a very interesting relationship because we turned into fuck buddies and it was random, but it lasted a while.

2/28/2008 5:28:30 PM

M2C is now my favorite slut, ever, for all eternity. She's like the Citizen Kane of sluts.

2/28/2008 5:31:22 PM

yeah i just added this to my topics.

2/28/2008 5:32:33 PM

GODDAMMIT SHOW ME YOUR FACE!

2/28/2008 5:33:55 PM

Well I don't consider myself a slut...I may act slutty sometimes, but every chick should do that for her boyfriend, husband, etc...

and I really live by 'What Happens at ZONA, stays at ZONA' (I actually think they make a shirt now.....) Now given, one summer Sean did summer school at USC and of course, we hung out a few times, so technically, that wasn't Zona, but it still counts as the whole 'college experience' so.....

2/28/2008 5:34:43 PM

Lets invisibility this shit.


I'll put down $2 to see m2c's face.
any others?

2/28/2008 5:35:36 PM

Quote :

".....and mind you that at this point, I'd only ever had one dude's dick in my mouth or my vag....I think...maybe the 3rd in the my mouth....anyway....we end up in his dorm room and he used the best line ever, "Do you wanna see my blacklight?" an I was like, "Yeah" and so one thing lead to another and I was sucking his dick and ike I said, it was like the 6th time ever that I had done it so I don't know what's considered 'normal'...."

yep...that's about where I spit out my soda laughing. TWW usually doesn't make me laugh either God bless you m2c. <3
Oh well, I guess I've put this off for long enough. Time to get some paper towels to wipe up the soda...

2/28/2008 5:36:47 PM

I've got $20 on me.

2/28/2008 5:37:18 PM

yeah, that was very funny

2/28/2008 5:37:34 PM

money won't work...and because I have such a big mouth it's a good thing I blur my face cause otherwise I'll end up getting gang raped and in court their gonna be like, 'BUT SHE'S A SLUT AND SHE LOVES IT HERE'S PROOF'

2/28/2008 5:38:22 PM

yeah i read that part like 4 times, i had to do some calculations to figure that shit out.

2/28/2008 5:38:26 PM

how about instead of showing your face you just show more blurred face pics of yourself.

2/28/2008 5:39:28 PM

2nd or 3rd PERSON....6th TIME

2/28/2008 5:39:28 PM

I would only consensually rape you, and then, only if I was hot as fuck.

2/28/2008 5:40:01 PM

aha. well if you make good enough friends with mytwocents, and happen to catch her when she's online and drunk, she'll send you an unblurred picture of her.

Well, that's what she did to me. I have to say, you guys are missing out

2/28/2008 5:40:03 PM

Look EMCE, Look....
That shit was private OK

2/28/2008 5:40:55 PM

Quote :

"how about instead of showing your face you just show more blurred face pics of yourself."

wait.

yeah fuck your face.



just give us more blurred pics.

2/28/2008 5:40:55 PM

^^ yes ma'am. I still haven't shown a soul

2/28/2008 5:41:31 PM

Look, I'm not trying to be an attention whore here, but I'm assuming you guys have already seen all the pics on my site?



^PHEW

[Edited on February 28, 2008 at 5:42 PM. Reason : E to the M to the CEEEEEEEEEE]

2/28/2008 5:42:00 PM

Noes... I can haz cheezburger?

2/28/2008 5:43:24 PM

i have.

forgot about 'em just look again.
(yeah this isn't creepy at all)






one day you will unblur. you will.

2/28/2008 5:47:44 PM

Quote :

"That seriously mirrors my college years almost exactly. It's why i'm glad I stayed for 6 years. It was like two extra trips to the pussy buffet."

haha, I also stuck around for 6 years!

you sure you aren't my long lost Indian brother?

2/28/2008 6:03:10 PM

ok, so I didn't know which would be the appropriate thread to post this in...this one or Jen's thread about answering the phone during sex...and then I thought about making a new thread, but fuck it...I just wanna order one and be done...

So...I need a new vibrator...a little background: I currently have the rabbit and while it sorta does the job, I've never really been able to enjoy it because it's too big (width and length) so I usually can't ever do anything with it because once it's in there...it just sorta has to stay put cause it hurts....soooooooooo I want a new one and I'm thinking I want one that can actually reach my G-spot because my fingers certainly can't as my hands are too small so opinions? A) where to get one from...goodvibrations or whatever that is? B) what kind to get...perhaps the ladies could give me some advice. kkthx

2/28/2008 11:31:13 PM

Who the fuck cares!

2/28/2008 11:32:12 PM

well if you don't care then DON'T BOTHER WITH THE THREAD....you're such a sore loser

2/28/2008 11:33:03 PM

Immature answer: My fingers are just right.

Mature answer: Priscilla's? Don't they do sex stuff?

2/28/2008 11:33:38 PM

Oh, yes, I'm the loser.

Not the one that's asking which vibrator she should get.

2/28/2008 11:35:14 PM

Quote :

" Think about it, most chicks who don't talk about their sex life are the biggest sluts because they don't want everyone to know even though they were the main attraction at the $18.95 pussy buffet so I'm open which means I ain't shit to hide. "

just keep telling yourself that

sounds like you need the Ladies, Let's Talk Shop! thread

[Edited on February 28, 2008 at 11:37 PM. Reason : it'd be a good discussion]

2/28/2008 11:36:13 PM

^^^^^

...ain't nothin' like the real thang, baby

2/28/2008 11:36:38 PM

^

2/28/2008 11:38:04 PM

Ace to the rescue!

2/28/2008 11:39:14 PM