wtf

dude attaches a toothbrush to a gun and then repeatedly fires an empty cartridge to brush his teeth using the recoil

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=745605855484854
iOS https://m.facebook.com/photo.php?v=745605855484854

5/1/2014 8:31:39 PM

chinamen

5/1/2014 8:44:46 PM

Quote :

"DEJECTED ROPES COURSE KANYE IS MY NEW FAVORITE KANYE "

5/2/2014 11:02:51 AM

is kanye going to be the next sad keanu?

5/2/2014 11:08:26 AM

5/2/2014 11:14:18 AM

bigtime [old]



[Edited on May 2, 2014 at 12:32 PM. Reason : ...but these will be on 9 coworkers monitors when they get back from lunch]

5/2/2014 12:31:40 PM

also old, but just seeing it now after a long time... have never laughed so hard in a while!

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=667564549963336
iOS: https://m.facebook.com/photo.php?v=667564549963336

5/4/2014 1:29:21 PM

5/4/2014 10:49:25 PM

5/5/2014 12:58:51 PM

cant stop watching

want to see the whole video now ... shes dumb though / never give your weapon up like that

5/5/2014 1:14:25 PM

Awesome video...infinitely more awesome with the sound on.

5/5/2014 1:16:01 PM

5/5/2014 1:18:32 PM

I LOL'd when she was all "I CAN'T HEAR...I CAN'T HEAR" then immediately started answering the other people's questions


way to be dramatic, teenage girl

5/5/2014 1:38:11 PM

^^ that's the strangest thing I've seen in a while... Is that how country girls fight, or are those people just exceptionally dumb?

[Edited on May 5, 2014 at 1:44 PM. Reason : ]

5/5/2014 1:44:24 PM

wow...imma call it now. that's the best thing i'll see on the internet this entire week.

5/5/2014 1:50:55 PM

wtf was that? rules for fighting? GTFO bitches

5/5/2014 2:40:45 PM

OFFICIAL VIDEO

5/5/2014 4:46:06 PM

fucccccccccck the video got taken down. where else is it?

5/5/2014 9:54:36 PM

just search for shovel fight on youtube, and you'll see like 30 links to it

5/5/2014 10:08:21 PM

she cruised right up in that chicken pen barefooted. chicken shit squishing up between her toes and all.

5/5/2014 10:20:49 PM

I can't believe that shovel knockedher down like that. She must be very light.

5/5/2014 10:23:15 PM

Ok I need to know what happened after this video. Did anyone beat that girl in black's ass [again]? Assault charges? Someone do some research and get back to me.

5/5/2014 10:24:02 PM

god the sound of that shovel connecting

5/5/2014 10:25:17 PM

Quote :

"let's go back to my house baby girl... I have a first aid kit"

5/5/2014 10:57:34 PM

Nice Scion

5/5/2014 11:07:20 PM

^x4
http://www.idigitaltimes.com/articles/22928/20140505/shovel-girl-miranda-lynn-fugate-gets-hit-head-viral-youtube-vine-video-white-redneck.htm

5/5/2014 11:10:14 PM

http://www.news-leader.com/story/news/local/missouri/2014/05/05/hearing-set-in-delayed-imprisonment-case/8717667/

I like it when things actually work out.

5/6/2014 12:34:32 AM

the colors of Imgur

5/6/2014 5:50:21 PM

Quote :

" dude attaches a toothbrush to a gun and then repeatedly fires an empty cartridge to brush his teeth using the recoil https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=745605855484854 iOS https://m.facebook.com/photo.php?v=745605855484854 "

You know it's airsoft right? A real firearm won't cycle without an actual round

5/6/2014 6:50:21 PM

^ well i am not into guns, but it did seem weird

LOL, these pics are so funny!

http://news.yahoo.com/photos/elephants-drunk-on-native-fruit-at-south-africa-s-singita-sabi-sand-1398369057-slideshow/

5/6/2014 6:58:39 PM

this is pretty cool

http://www.policymic.com/articles/87819/what-will-america-look-like-in-2060-9-bold-predictions-about-our-future

Original report:

http://www.pewresearch.org/next-america

5/6/2014 10:52:13 PM

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/explainer/2011/09/the_captain_requests_that_all_zippers_be_returned_to_the_upright_position.html

5/8/2014 2:34:48 PM

http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/high-times-meet-the-russian-kids-who-take-the-worlds-riskiest-photos-20140506

5/8/2014 3:10:50 PM

http://interestingengineering.com/10-of-the-most-useless-products-ever-invented/

motorised ice cream cone
USB pet rock
iPotty
headband to hold remote controls
steering wheel desk
goldfish walker
dvd rewinder

5/8/2014 5:22:23 PM

wow, the level of detail in this is crazy...

http://www.policymic.com/articles/82767/quite-possibly-the-most-brilliant-thing-ever-a-map-of-the-internet-drawn-to-scale

full res pic: http://media2.policymic.com/f527302eee5c7c868aeba1094562fc8b.jpg

and you can order a 3ft x 2ft poster here
http://www.zazzle.com/map_of_the_internet_1_0_poster-228695374027765130

5/9/2014 12:04:03 AM

Quote :

"dvd /cd rewinder"

I actually owned one back in the early days of the world wide web.

Nvm. I'm thinking of a "disk cleaner" which was the same design.

[Edited on May 9, 2014 at 12:17 AM. Reason : .]

5/9/2014 12:16:11 AM

calling it for the day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzC4SSPrx6w

Ride a Sybian for great justice!

5/9/2014 6:06:57 AM

5/9/2014 9:30:57 AM

^^ yep.

5/9/2014 9:42:24 AM

5/9/2014 11:06:43 AM

i wanna go to this beach. apparently in puerto rico... anybody been?

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=658676517538910
https://m.facebook.com/photo.php?v=658676517538910

5/9/2014 4:15:16 PM

Quote :

"calling it for the day https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzC4SSPrx6w Ride a Sybian for great justice!"

The money was rejected by the organization they were going to donate to. And before that they raised money for breast cancer research which was also rejected.

5/9/2014 9:02:42 PM

5/10/2014 8:27:21 AM

hahahah pwnt


http://www.worldstaruncut.com/uncut/69875

5/10/2014 8:57:40 AM

I know it's more than a year old but it's still excellent...

Quote :

"But that doesn’t explain one overlooked proviso: these lies are as transparent to his Republican colleagues as they are to any other sentient being. Nor does it account for a still more curious fact—for all the objections that conservatives have aired over Romney’s suspect purity in these last months, not one prominent conservative has made Romney’s dishonesty part of the brief against him. It’s time, in other words, to consider whether Romney’s fluidity with the truth is, in fact, a feature and not a bug: a constituent part of his appeal to conservatives. The point here is not just that he lies when he says conservative things, even if he believes something different in his heart of hearts—but that lying is what makes you sound the way a conservative is supposed to sound, in pretty much the same way that curlicuing all around the note makes you sound like a contestant on American Idol is supposed to sound. In part the New York Times had it right, for as much as it’s worth: Romney’s prevarications are evidence of simple political hucksterism—“short, utterly false sound bites,” repeated “so often that millions of Americans believe them to be the truth.” But the Times misses the bigger picture. Each constituent lie is an instance pointing to a larger, elaborately constructed “truth,” the one central to the right-wing appeal for generations: that liberalism is a species of madness—an esoteric cult of out-of-touch, Europe-besotted ivory tower elites—and conservatism is the creed of regular Americans and vouchsafes the eternal prosperity, security, and moral excellence of God’s chosen nation, which was doing just fine before Bolsheviks started gumming up the works."

This article is just full of excellent pieces to quote from: http://www.thebaffler.com/past/the_long_con/

Earlier in the article it described how subscribers to the newsletters of major conservative websites also get flooded with scam propositions preying on their ginned-up fears.

5/11/2014 7:00:25 AM

this thread isn't for bitching about politics or posting shitty comics. GTFO

5/11/2014 12:53:18 PM

Do this pic work?

5/11/2014 2:47:11 PM

yep. score.

5/11/2014 3:36:48 PM

TIL WRAL has gotten into the fact-checking business: http://www.wral.com/fact-check-do-public-records-thwart-job-recruitment-/13632227/

I hope it spreads more.

5/12/2014 1:12:16 AM

The story behind it is not the "best" but this video is cool


Story: http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/05/12/explosion-nh-shooting/9019751/

Quote :

"BRENTWOOD, N.H. (AP) — Authorities say a New Hampshire police officer was shot to death after he responded to a domestic disturbance at a home that later exploded and burned."

5/13/2014 9:21:00 AM