i cant understand what exactly i am doing wrong...yall are crazy and i cant understand why i am still single

1. College Educated
2. Attractive
3. Fun to talk to
4. Down to earth
5. War Hero (i use this loosely but i have been called this by others)
6. Stable job
7. Wealthy family

I just don't know what else you would want out of a guy

/pitty party

9/14/2013 2:28:31 AM

Are you "the nice guy" who never gets the girls?

9/14/2013 2:47:35 AM

9/14/2013 2:55:02 AM

now which war are we talkin' here?

[Edited on September 14, 2013 at 2:58 AM. Reason : and which side were you on]

9/14/2013 2:58:05 AM

8. Entitled

9/14/2013 3:08:37 AM

if this is for real, then you have to remember that having what it takes to GET the girl is far different than what it takes to KEEP the girl.

with the exception of 2, none of the others are necessary for getting a girl, and even that isn't a requirement. if you actually have those qualities above, then you need to work on your game, and there are a lot of easy things to do to fix that (and you don't have to even do the negging or other asshole shit that's out there).

any guy can do what's necessary to keep girls interested for the first few meetings or dates, and beyond that you apparently have what's required to take it to the next level.

9/14/2013 4:39:07 AM

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"pitty party"

9/14/2013 7:37:54 AM

Maybe you should stop talking about yourself.

9/14/2013 8:34:32 AM

I have helped others, maybe I can help you.

Define attractive - how tall are you? How do you dress? What do you smell like?

Fun to talk to but down to earth? Maybe you're boring. What topics are fun for you?

What are your flaws? Do you have a baby voice? Are you awkward? Are you religious? Virgin?

HELP ME HELP YOU

9/14/2013 8:59:22 AM

9.. < 6" peen

9/14/2013 9:06:23 AM

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"Do you have a baby voice"

lol

9/14/2013 9:57:05 AM

They say money can't buy you love but I tend to disagree.

9/14/2013 9:58:17 AM

they want the bad guy

1. drop out of school
2. get some cool scar
3. be a dick
4. do drugs and get out there
5. a guys ass you beat for nothing
6. you have money but no job
7. tell them you don't have a family

9/14/2013 10:17:34 AM

social dancing.

9/14/2013 11:29:26 AM

Do you eat the box?

9/14/2013 11:40:19 AM

I think we should wait for crazy_carl to sober up before we start doling out advice.

But I'm crossing my fingers this thread is for real, and he still wants detailed feedback and brutal honesty.

9/14/2013 11:47:50 AM

1. You post on the wolfweb
2.
3.
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100.

9/14/2013 11:51:41 AM

Seriously though its prob because you have no game.

9/14/2013 11:52:47 AM

Easy, you are not as awesome as you think, lower your standards

9/14/2013 12:06:58 PM

I use humor to pick up ladies
because I pretty much have to

are you funny?

I bet you aren't

9/14/2013 12:18:45 PM

It's because you're crazy, carl.

9/14/2013 12:40:38 PM

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"What do you smell like?"

lol

9/14/2013 12:59:34 PM

9/14/2013 1:23:20 PM

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"Do you eat the box?"

ahahaha

9/14/2013 2:05:11 PM

How wealthy is your family?

9/14/2013 2:12:46 PM

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"5. War Hero"

so you might have PTSD and end up beating her?

sweet

9/14/2013 2:51:48 PM

Even shoot was married and he's as retarded as a hand ball.

9/14/2013 2:51:56 PM

http://youtu.be/wIgOL21S98o?t=2m9s

9/14/2013 2:56:17 PM

begonias help me, too! haha. Although my list of qualifications is completely different.

9/14/2013 3:45:29 PM

Confidence. You need confidence. If you go around wondering how you can possibly be single girls will pick up on that shit immediately. Just stop trying so hard.

9/14/2013 3:59:58 PM

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"stop trying so hard."

9/14/2013 4:04:35 PM

make your own thread, bellrabbit. the help will come.

9/14/2013 4:37:02 PM

I've actually done okay over the last few years, so I should stop complaining.

9/14/2013 4:44:18 PM

for me being so drunk to not even remembering making this thread I am amazed I didn't misspell anything

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"Are you "the nice guy" who never gets the girls"

not really, the last couple girls I wanted to date and they just wanted me for sex

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"Define attractive - how tall are you? How do you dress? What do you smell like?"

5 10, dress fairly conservative (polo's or button downs, jeans, no cargo shorts ), smell I don't really know, I shower regularly and have pretty good grooming habits

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"Fun to talk to but down to earth? Maybe you're boring. What topics are fun for you? "

I can make just about anyone laugh and hold a solid conversation with just about anyone, I don't think I am boring

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"What are your flaws? Do you have a baby voice? Are you awkward? Are you religious? Virgin? "

baby voice...lol, no, awkward/religious-no Virgin-see above

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"Do you eat the box?"

depends on the situation

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"Easy, you are not as awesome as you think, lower your standards"

No, i'm not trying to date anymore fatties

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"so you might have PTSD and end up beating her"

If that's what you think about all people with PTSD then I don't like you



Honestly I think my main problem is what type of girls I am meeting, I am not very active socially so I tend to just go to bars. I play in a pick up soccer league in Greensboro but there are only like two girls, who are both too young (college age, not Pedo bear status) Thinking about joining some kind of Greensboro young professional thing

9/14/2013 4:48:24 PM

girls really like assholes
..pretend like you dont notice them, in fact if they talk to you.. act like you didnt hear them, make them repeat themselves
make them work to be involved in the conversation..
be funny but make sure it doesnt look like you are trying..make all your humor slightly offensive
hang around with people that talk you up a lot, but not too much..or else she will feel like its her job to knock you down a peg




[Edited on September 14, 2013 at 5:00 PM. Reason : ...real talk]

9/14/2013 4:59:26 PM

^
get outta here with that PUA bullshit. do you really wanna keep up that facade your whole life? eventually she's going to figure it out.

be honest, be yourself, don't be a pushover. sometimes this is misconstrued as "being an asshole"

[Edited on September 14, 2013 at 5:03 PM. Reason : .]

9/14/2013 5:02:10 PM

..im just trying to tell him what will work






whats PUA?

[Edited on September 14, 2013 at 5:04 PM. Reason : one last tip...learn how to detect sarcasm, in spoken or written form..]

9/14/2013 5:03:19 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pickup_artist

9/14/2013 5:03:47 PM

had no idea that was a thing
..guess the method obviously works then

9/14/2013 5:05:04 PM

I am still waiting for the card that leads me to Will Smith

9/14/2013 5:05:41 PM

first of all, 5'10" is not that tall for a guy. plus this is the interwebs so you're probably closer to 5'8" wear shoes (not flip flops) when you go out to give you a little extra height. thank you for not wearing cargo shorts collared shirt + khaki shorts (above the knee but don't be ridiculous) + NB 993's = panty dropper. it says "I care about how I look while still being comfortable and functional" and is appropriate for a variety of situations. plus you can have a slightly asshole vibe without actually being an asshole.

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"Honestly I think my main problem is what type of girls I am meeting, I am not very active socially so I tend to just go to bars. I play in a pick up soccer league in Greensboro but there are only like two girls, who are both too young (college age, not Pedo bear status) Thinking about joining some kind of Greensboro young professional thing"

girls in bars - usually too young and/or just looking for a hookup. go to bars to get your dick wet, not find a lady to take home to ma

soccer league - getting closer, but soccer girls are usually nutso fucking whackjobs. join a league like skeeball or kickball if you want to go the sporty route.

what about your friends? set-ups have the potential to be really great or really shitty. use at your own risk.

9/14/2013 7:09:51 PM

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"Bars for dick wet. "

Gotcha

9/14/2013 8:22:33 PM

Lemme weigh in here

Don't go to bars to meet girls. Go to bars to drink, hopefully with your friends. Also don't ever buy a girl a drink to get her to talk to you. In fact, don't buy a girl anything just to get her to like you. I can't remember who said this, but if she isn't interested in you w/o you buying her stuff, she not worth wasting your money on.

Go meet girls by doing stuff. Soccer is a good start. Shared activities build social relationships. Go join a running club or go to networking events. Pick an activity that you're really into, and go participate. That's how you meet new people after college. Only don't go just to meet girls. No one likes the creepy new guy awkwardly standing off by himself leering at the girls. Just go to meet new people, the girls come later.

No one cares that you have a wealthy family. Don't throw that shit around. You come off like a douchebag, and you'll only attract money-grubbing whores who have zero respect for you. In fact, never mention it.

No one cares that you're college educated. Don't throw that shit around unless you're specifically asked. Even if you're asked, be humble about it. There are plenty of awesome women out there who never went to or finished school and are worth your time. Making a big deal about college can turn a lot of people off to you, especially if you talk down to someone. It's never a who-is-smarter contest.

Stand up for yourself. No one likes a fucking pushover, and no one wants to date a yes-man. There is this crazy word, "No", that guys trying to attract girls are afraid to say for some reason. They think if they have no boundaries and always cave to what the girl wants, that the girl will like them more. Fucking idiots. If you don't respect yourself, how can you expect other people to respect you.

Don't wear underwear. I know this is out of left field on this list, but lemme tell you, girls love catching the outline of your package when they steal a quick glance at your crotch. I shit you not, this works.

[Edited on September 14, 2013 at 8:58 PM. Reason : t]

[Edited on September 14, 2013 at 8:59 PM. Reason : .]

9/14/2013 8:53:54 PM

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"Don't wear underwear. I know this is out of left field on this list, but lemme tell you, girls love catching the outline of your package when they steal a quick glance at your crotch. I shit you not, this works."

HOLY SHIT YES.

This is so fucking true that I must alter my previous equation:

collared shirt + [khaki shorts (above the knee but don't be ridiculous) - underwear] + NB 993's = panty dropper. Panties will drop due to the excess weight from the massive amounts of wetness that seeing this will create. I am getting horny typing this. Bye.

9/14/2013 9:05:07 PM

lol fo realz?

9/14/2013 9:07:44 PM

begonias told you exactly what to wear if you want to pick up begonias

9/14/2013 9:14:10 PM

true

as well as like-minded females who don't want to date a man-child that can't dress

9/14/2013 9:17:01 PM

9/14/2013 9:17:47 PM

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"collared shirt + [khaki shorts (above the knee but don't be ridiculous) - underwear] + NB 993's = panty dropper."

Just don't wear cargo shorts, and don't wear dumpy shoes. Everything else is subjective.

9/14/2013 9:24:03 PM

define "dumpy shoes"

9/14/2013 9:27:13 PM