Usually a #7 myself, sometimes an 8 if I'm feeling adventurous.



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3/2/2009 10:12:08 AM

2

3/2/2009 10:12:46 AM

Bottom Middle is my tactic, but I am totally going to try the Top Right tomorrow morning

3/2/2009 10:13:23 AM

i want to try number 3

3/2/2009 10:14:42 AM

don't pee on your face

3/2/2009 10:15:23 AM

combo of upper left and lower middle

3/2/2009 10:17:11 AM

I usually just pee on the girl...

3/2/2009 10:31:42 AM

I usually just pee on in the girl...

3/2/2009 10:33:58 AM

Quote :

"I usually just pee on in the girl..."

That's how you get her pregnant.

3/2/2009 10:35:35 AM

beer bottles, works everytime
dont ever use a bear can, trust me

3/2/2009 10:39:45 AM

that cartoon makes me feel like I need to lift weights

3/2/2009 10:49:02 AM

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"dont ever use a bear can, trust me"

no problem

3/2/2009 10:49:42 AM

its actually an unintentional pun if you look at it one way

3/2/2009 10:50:44 AM

How I handle peeing with an erection: watch my fiance do it, and my case of penis envy is at its worst.

3/2/2009 10:51:47 AM

#4 is a terrible idea, and I appreciate the sense of pride this gentleman exudes in #2.

3/2/2009 11:08:15 AM

iuse number 3

3/2/2009 11:15:03 AM

#4 and #7. Although #4 doesn't work sometimes when you're peeing really hard and you get backspray because your dick is so close to the inside wall of the bowl.

3/2/2009 11:16:45 AM

3/2/2009 11:17:35 AM

fap, then pee.

3/2/2009 11:18:38 AM

usually 1 & 7

3/2/2009 11:20:39 AM

handstand

3/2/2009 11:29:04 AM

#7

But I like the creativity displayed here.

3/2/2009 11:31:56 AM

#2, it makes me feel like the captain morgans dude.

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

3/2/2009 11:42:10 AM

None of the above - squat formation

3/2/2009 11:49:44 AM

2... and it's EVERY morning.

3/2/2009 11:59:28 AM

id like to buy these in lawn gnome format

3/2/2009 12:00:33 PM

ahah

I use the Jim Carrey "Me, Myself, and Irene" approach!

3/2/2009 12:00:40 PM

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"fap, then pee. "

i cant wake up at 630 and just start going at it

3/2/2009 12:01:32 PM

The Superman looks pretty fun too, I might try that one after the Top Left.

3/2/2009 12:02:16 PM

I usually stand 5-7 feet away from the toilet and arc it in. The key is to slowly move closer as the stream dies down.

3/2/2009 12:04:24 PM

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"i cant wake up at 630 and just start going at it"

Tell your woman to take care of her duty


haha

[Edited on March 2, 2009 at 12:05 PM. Reason : .]

3/2/2009 12:04:48 PM

i dont think ive ever been in a bathroom with enough room to try the superman, but i've always wanted to.


its usually #7 for me. or #1 40 year old virgin style

3/2/2009 12:06:30 PM

I just pee in the shower.

3/2/2009 12:07:40 PM

i miscounted

and thought #7 was the last one.

i was like wtf you people are weird, haha

3/2/2009 12:08:10 PM

7, or in the shower, or try to hold it until it's easier... but that's usually uncomfortable

3/2/2009 12:15:26 PM

lol, 7.

3/2/2009 12:16:54 PM

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"beer bottles, works everytime dont ever use a bear can, trust me"

That bear would be pretty upset if you pissed in his can.

3/2/2009 12:17:55 PM

very carefully

3/2/2009 12:18:23 PM

I never have this problem

3/2/2009 12:18:36 PM

I recall resorting to #1 and #7

#2 reminds me of:

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

[Edited on March 2, 2009 at 12:21 PM. Reason : lol]

3/2/2009 12:19:50 PM

1, 7, and sometimes 4 if its early in the morning and i'm too tired to stand.

3/2/2009 12:21:39 PM

if i have to pee bad enough, it will go down on its own

3/2/2009 12:24:22 PM

I only sit down to pee if I am on the phone and don't want the person on the other end to know I am peeing.

3/2/2009 12:25:16 PM

Quote :

"combo of upper left and lower middle"

3/2/2009 1:07:21 PM

you'd be surprised at how much piss a biglots condom can hold

3/2/2009 1:56:10 PM

usually if you wait like 30 seconds it'll go away

3/2/2009 1:56:46 PM

I just stand back about 3 feet from the toilet with peen at about 355 degree angle (or -5 degrees, however you want to look at it) and whiz.

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3/2/2009 1:58:32 PM

Quote :

"you'd be surprised at how much piss a biglots condom can hold"

3/2/2009 2:26:08 PM

#4, foot in toilet?

3/2/2009 3:25:37 PM

just piss out the back door and you don't have to worry about it

3/2/2009 3:27:54 PM