DRUNK AND POAST


GONNA MAKE SOME FRENCH TOAST

I RIDE ON 22'S COAST TO MOTHAFUCKIN COAST

MY BITCHES AND CRIPS REP 9191 THE MOAST


THATS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT


UH


UH


I KNOW THIS GIRL HER NAME IS MILEY


SHE LIKES THOSE CHEEZ ITS HOT N MOTHATFUCKIN SPICY


UH


UH

2/3/2010 12:49:14 AM

sweet rap yo

2/3/2010 1:07:48 AM

ONE TWO BUM BUM

ME AND MILEY

SITTIN IN A TREE

MAKIN AWFUL SMELLS AND BOTTLIN OUR PEE

YOUNG ENTREPENEURS(sp?) STARTIN UP A BIZNESS

SELLIN THE WHOLE WORLD SOME HIGH PRICED WIZZNESS


(i move away from the mic to breathe)

2/3/2010 1:08:38 AM

we need to start something new for this game. everybody dont just start jumping up and down before the game, do a chant with it.

like...we start jumping and then along with it go "ooooooooooooo" and get louder like "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH" and then switch to "PACK! PACK! PACK! PACK! OOOOOO PACK! PACK! PACK! PACK! OOOOOOOOOOOO! POWER PACK! POWER PACK! BACK THE PACK!" and then play a loud rockin rap song or somethin. i think it would get things crazy.

2/3/2010 1:11:37 AM

^^hahahahaha

10/10

2/3/2010 1:11:51 AM

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2/3/2010 1:19:05 AM

it looks like a lil flag

with JAMMIN as the diagonal stripes

2/3/2010 1:20:10 AM

DEMONS SURROUND ME ALL THE TIIII-IME!!!

LOLOLOOLLLLLLLLL


wait

if anyone should be posting here it should be d7freestyler

amirite

2/3/2010 4:53:51 PM

HOOPS HOOPS DID IT AGAIN

MAKIN WOLFPACK THREADS AND THE WOLFPACK WINS

OOH BACK THE PACK POWER PACK PACK PACK DH HILL BOOK STACK

2/3/2010 4:54:57 PM

haha

I love how the requirement is automatically to do it in all caps

2/3/2010 4:55:52 PM

yo yo

yo yo

yo yo

ugh ugh ugh

yo here i go

yo yo

nigga

2/3/2010 4:57:04 PM

I'm about to freestyle rap I.T.T.
Before I bust in your girl's E.Y.E.

2/3/2010 4:57:07 PM

MC DANGER

DOESNT ACCEPT CANDY FROM STRANGERS

HE PLAYS MW2 WITH AKIMBO RANGERS

2/3/2010 5:00:53 PM

BUBBLEBOBBLE IS BACK

OR IS HE BLACK

EITHER WAY HE STARIN' AT A NICE RACK

AND HE ALSO GOT A FAT SACK

AND HIS RHYTHM IS ALL OUT OF WHACK

BECAUSE THE NECESSARY SKILLS TO COMPOSE A SICK BEAT AND USE PROPER GRAMMAR

HE LACK.

2/3/2010 5:05:03 PM

Tree Twista 10
You'll never find him scrappin
You'll find him loadin' clips and sprayin' with the mac-10

A for real e-G, won't bring no fuckin' peace
Split your head piece in threes and cut you off at your fuckin' knees

2/3/2010 5:05:42 PM

Rap is Crap

2/3/2010 5:09:18 PM

that's my boy mcdanger
life's true free ranger
equal justice for all
but no socialist stranger

2/3/2010 5:10:30 PM

Hoops Malone is gonna be mad at you
When he steps to chit chat
he gonna get bad on you
ITT stealing thunder is where its at
Hoops Malone likes to have sex with cats

2/3/2010 5:13:36 PM

I RIP AND I RHYME

I RHYME AND I RIP

2/3/2010 5:15:23 PM

I wanna announce to one and all that I love the mirror from the mall!

And if you touch me, I swear I'll knock you through the wall

2/3/2010 5:17:52 PM

Quote :

"that's my boy mcdanger life's true free ranger equal justice for all but no socialist stranger"

Wasn't born in a manger
Not quite so deranged or
Puss to tote a derringer

Vinylbandit, rhymes tight with mathematics
Don't stick to nothing drastic
With ease, his rap tactics

2/3/2010 5:21:22 PM

after jack pot its IHOP
for some flap jackits
kinetic versus static
rhymes doper than Illmatic

2/3/2010 5:41:11 PM

this is d7 and i'm here to rap
but most of what i drop is some serious crap
i have no talent for this, so i won't spoil it
cus i couldn't drop good shit if i were sittin on a toilet.

uh.

2/3/2010 5:51:44 PM

YEEEEEEEE BOOOOOIIIIIIII

2/3/2010 5:52:43 PM

Yo I'm Joe Schmoe and I'm here to say ...



... ah, fuck it, i got nothin'

*drops mic*

*feedback*

2/3/2010 6:02:50 PM

I realize this thread is about those who like to freestyle....which I do not. Hear me out, maybe I can offer some insight.

I am in outside sales, which is currently salary+commission, but will move into straight commission starting at the beginning of July 2010. I have been in this position since July 2009. I have competition from several direct manufacturing sales reps, large distributors, and local distributors. Here are the advantages and disadvantages of each:

Direct Advantages: Immediate knowledge of new technology, no middle man mark up, one shipping bill (paid by manufacturer or buyer of goods), access to larger range of non-commodity items, control inventory, have access to many distributors that can effectively sell their goods which increases market share, and set prices of commodity they manufacture.

Direct disadvantages: Typically have 1-3 sales reps per region (i.e. southeast, mid-atlantic, northeast, etc.) limiting the number of accounts they can successfully manage/cold-call, lack physical customer service or physical technical service available to or affordable for smaller users or altogether, are sometimes not trustworthy because they will go in behind their distributors that sell their commodity to one account in large quantities (i.e. they missed a big account, and have found out about it through a distributor selling their particular product) which leads to the distributor not selling their product anymore, have too many distributors selling the product ultimately driving the set price down through deviations, possibly rely on distributors to actually sell the product, and competition from other direct sources.

Large distributor advantages: have access to other commodities that go hand in hand with other manufacturers (poor example- grocery stores sell milk as well as cereal), get direct pricing, many locations regionally or nationally easing the shipping burden of buyers with multiple locations, personal service either customer or technical, many sales reps that are able to cover a broader territory, access to multiple manufacturers of the same commodity allowing to keep prices in check, service programs that smaller companies can't offer and direct providers can't match in price or value, and experts of many many commodities as opposed to one or a few.

Large distributor disadvantages: smaller local distributors creating price wars (think Michael Scott Paper Co vs Dunder-Mifflin), direct mfg's going in behind and stealing business, limited access to all of the mfg's (you won't find Harris Teeter name brands in Food Lion and visa versa), can't truly set prices because it's based on both supply and demand, territory management, and tough growth prospects in slower economies (this is true for direct as well really)

Local distributor advantages: Typically a good ol' boy setting where the seller and the buyer know each other for years (this does happen at all levels, but mostly at the local level), local folks are right down the street and can be used in emergencies, if the local guy buys at high enough volumes then there is no shipping charge to the end user, and access to both direct mfg's and large distributors.

Local distributor disadvantages: easily beaten in price, array of commodities, array of technology, lack of trained staff, low cash flow, etc etc etc.

This is what I have noticed in my six months, I am sure there are plenty more that need mentioning. The way I am setting myself apart as a sales person is this: I go after the big accounts right now while I am new. The big accounts, if I land them, will take care of me while I am new and building a customer base. The money made off of those allows me to focus free time on smaller accounts that get me higher margins. I build up big accounts, I would like to have 5-10 of these, then get 20-30 medium accounts. If I lose 1 or 2 big accounts, the 20-30 medium accounts keep me afloat while I go after new big accounts. I don't really waste time on small accounts simply because they basically pay for breakfast or something really small.

I will say this, if you can't get a big account in the first 6-8 months (assuming you have cash flow that you can ride this long) you could be in a world of trouble. If you can get one, it will really make going after the others a lot more enjoyable and less stressful. It's simply just very exhausting wasting any time on anything other than big accounts in the very beginning. You work just as hard on the medium sized accounts and see 1/3 to 1/36 of the money in my situation.

If you have any other questions, you can PM me. I hope this helps in the slightest!

2/3/2010 6:20:06 PM

hit it amac

2/3/2010 6:21:40 PM

amac droppin knowledge

2/3/2010 6:22:07 PM

freestyle crap amirite

2/3/2010 6:22:14 PM

so as im reading these i can hear them being rapped all gansta-like

my eyes are watering.

ahhahahahhahaa

2/3/2010 6:24:48 PM

2/3/2010 6:26:41 PM

2/3/2010 6:28:48 PM

ONE TWO BUM BUM

AIGHT I'M BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER

BETTER OFF DEADER

CERTIFIED BED WETTER

FEEL MY FLOW, 98.6

YELLOW RIVER, SLEEPIN IN PISS

GOT YOU FLOATIN LIKE A BUTTERFLY

SEND YOU HOME SAD AND FAR FROM DRY

WHAT

2/3/2010 7:35:54 PM

Quote :

"OH LOOK ALL CAPS"

2/7/2010 11:22:20 PM

Quote :

"OH LOOK ALL CAPS"

5/10 freestyle rapping

3/24/2010 12:31:27 AM

I come on TWW, just to hear bitches squabble...
All I see are gay threads by BubbleBobble...
On the reals, I won't even link his name
cuz this faggot will come back at me lame...

On the reals, you either like him or you don't
but at the end of the day the kid is getting pwnt
pwnt
pwnt
pwnt
yeah this kid is getting pwnt
posting on a message board will get you laid, no it don't

3/24/2010 12:37:44 AM

I'd rap back
but I'm not black
and I actually have a nutsack
unlike you, jack

3/24/2010 12:53:52 AM

I CAN TYPE IN CAPS
I CAN TYPE IN CAPS
I'LL BET IT MAKES ALL YOU FAGS WANNA FAP
AS YOU THROW YOUR HAND IN YOUR LAP
AND MAKE A SAUSAGE WRAP

I CAN TYPE IN CAPS
I CAN TYPE IN CAPS
LOOK AT ME I CAN TYPE IN CAPS
I'LL BET YOU THINK I'M ON CRACK
OR BEEN SIPPIN' ON SOME JACK
BUT HEAR ME OUT MAN
I'M JUST TYPIN IN CAPS!

I CAN TYPE IN CAPS
I CAN TYPE IN CAPS
I'LL BET YOU THINK YOU HEAR A HOT BEAT
AS I'M TYPIN IN CAPS

YOU DAWG I'LL LET YOU FINISH DIS SHIT
BUT JUST STEP RIGHT DOWN AND TAKE A HIT
ROLL YOUR LIPS AROUND DAT
DON'T WORRY IT WON'T MAKE YOU FAT
IN FACT, I THINK YOU'RE IN A TIGHT HAT

I CAN TYPE IN CAPS
I CAN TYPE IN CAPS
LOOK AT ME, I'M TYPIN IN CAPS

[Edited on March 24, 2010 at 12:59 AM. Reason : CAPS]

3/24/2010 12:58:49 AM

BONERJAMMIN ON THE ONE BONERJAMMIN ON THE TWO (bum bum)

BONERJAMMIN ON THE ONE BONERJAMMIN ON THE TWO (BUM BUM BUM!)

.......


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HO

HOP

HOT!

just a lil ryme i thought up. sorta cool to get you pumped upppp!

3/24/2010 1:03:34 AM

^ It does not work. If anything, I am more tired now.

3/24/2010 1:04:34 AM

ONE TWO BUM BUM

OH LOOK ALL CAPS

BB YOU GONNA TAKE THAT CRAP?

QNTMFRED BOUT TO MEET YOUR GAT

HE'S CRUISIN FOR A BRUISIN

HE'LL LAID UP IN TRACTION

HE'LL BE SINGIN THE BLUES AND

KNOCKED OUT OF ACTION

WONDERIN WHERE IT IS

THAT HE WENT WRONG

SO HERE'S THE LESSON

FROM ME TO YOU

IF YOU FUCK WITH BUBBLEBOBBLES CAPS

YOURE GONNA GET SCREWED

(in the pooper)

3/24/2010 9:24:29 AM

Quote :

"we start jumping and then along with it go "ooooooooooooo" and get louder like "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH" and then switch to "PACK! PACK! PACK! PACK! OOOOOO PACK! PACK! PACK! PACK! OOOOOOOOOOOO! POWER PACK! POWER PACK! BACK THE PACK!" and then play a loud rockin rap song or somethin. i think it would get things crazy."

3/24/2010 10:13:30 AM

^^lolzerz

3/24/2010 12:38:17 PM

bttt...we need more battle raps

4/19/2010 12:31:30 AM

MAGIC EVERYWHERE IN THIS BITCH

4/19/2010 12:32:38 AM

uhh uhhh uhh

yo this one goes out to my homies

uhh uhhh uhh

yo check it
check this fly shit out fool
been bustin rhymes since middle school
your mother is a gardening tool
she likes to act a fool
so i did her in the pool
isn't that cool?

uhh uhh
i was hanging out by the bay
saw this girl said by the way
what are you doing on this very nice day
she said oh what the hay
i was gonna tell you i'm gay
hi my name is tay
and imma suck yo nutsack

and yeah yeah
i went to the creek
she beated on my meat
i skeeted on her cheek
isn't that neat?

4/19/2010 12:42:06 AM

4/19/2010 12:43:04 AM

RD you just jealous
or perhaps overzealous
my rap skills
bring you thrills

4/19/2010 12:44:34 AM

LOL

4/19/2010 12:46:08 AM

I used to be good at this
when I was a lyricist
burning words to a disc
and making dj's super pissed.

I could get back in the groove
the whole rapping mood
if i took the time to bust some lines
instead of being super brood

without a quick wit
your freestyle career is shit
you are no longer legit
so just plagiarize or quit

imma turn over the mic
to someone who can write
someone you'll never topple
ladies and gentlemen BubbleBobble!

4/19/2010 12:49:40 AM