Saw one of the stands setting up their gear today. I'm going to eat the hell out of some strawberries this weekend

4/5/2012 9:52:30 PM

I'd punch a bitch in the throat if she popped a squat over my strawberries and got ready to take a piss.

4/5/2012 9:53:30 PM

that's honestly about as 'not sexy' as it gets

i mean across the board

4/5/2012 10:00:01 PM

^ Cute face, too much makeup, no tits, droopy buttcheeks, strawberry pissing habits.

4/5/2012 10:01:48 PM

Maybe she just likes to do the ping pong trick with strawberries.

4/5/2012 10:02:29 PM

hammer toes

4/5/2012 10:03:00 PM

you forgot pointy elbows

4/5/2012 10:05:23 PM

thank you red baron 22.

Don't get me wrong... I'd still bang it out until she moaned like a wounded wilderbeast. But I have no real standards to speak of.

4/5/2012 10:07:27 PM

4/5/2012 10:29:27 PM

yeah strawberries are a couple of weeks early this year. usually april 15 is when they start coming off (at least around wake and johnston county and surronding areas). my parents have a pick-your-own strawberry stand along with their nursery and produce farm...we've been picking for around a week which is pretty much unheard of.

4/5/2012 10:32:54 PM