when she jumped in the pool the pool jumped out

5/22/2012 3:04:28 PM

5/22/2012 3:06:35 PM

Sir, your Mother is so portly, she dates an African-American gentleman.

5/22/2012 3:07:12 PM

who is that sexy dark chocolate...in the middle

5/22/2012 3:07:50 PM

^^lol

5/22/2012 3:12:32 PM

Sir, your mother is so portly, when she has acquired a laceration, an emulsion of milk fat and browned flour commences forth.

5/22/2012 3:14:59 PM

^haha, winnar

5/22/2012 3:32:59 PM

5/22/2012 4:35:10 PM

5/22/2012 4:36:10 PM

^ahahahahahahahaha

5/22/2012 5:10:49 PM

^^haha

5/22/2012 6:17:25 PM

VS. FUCKSTACKS:

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