8/5/2012 11:15:41 PM

Jesus. You owned the shit out of that bitch. You playin shot put later?

8/5/2012 11:16:50 PM

inb4 ddk joke

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

8/5/2012 11:17:43 PM

Here lies the potential for deliciousness, gone too early from this world...

8/5/2012 11:20:46 PM

the alarm wasn't set properly on the stove, I think I didn't start it and I fell asleep watching the olympics... think I should just blame NBC on this one

#NBCfail #PIZZAfail

I did this Friday night... was very tired from work. Yeah, embarrassing but I took pics on Saturday to show how big of a jackass I was.

[Edited on August 5, 2012 at 11:25 PM. Reason :  ]

8/5/2012 11:23:06 PM

At least it's not: RIP your house.

8/5/2012 11:30:26 PM

8/6/2012 6:36:35 AM

oh shit you fixed it!

do you have one of those Back to the Future rehydrators?

8/6/2012 6:42:51 AM

It looks much better burnt to a crisp.

8/6/2012 7:38:57 AM

They both look better than any pizza GeniuSxBoY makes

8/6/2012 7:57:51 AM

^ I want to plus one that so bad.

8/6/2012 8:28:49 AM

lol, first pic looks like a large hockey puck.

8/6/2012 9:36:43 AM

Here lies andy

peperony and chease

8/6/2012 10:45:09 AM

or :dont fall asleep cooking a mini pizza?

8/6/2012 12:51:13 PM

A friend of a friend of mine back in college got home from a bar late night and decided to some deep frying. He plugged up the frier, then promptly passed out. He woke up dead.

8/6/2012 12:53:32 PM

^ my uncle was killed in a similar incident back in 1980. i never got a chance to meet him.

8/6/2012 1:13:37 PM

Quote :

"He woke up dead."

Wait, how does that work?

8/7/2012 10:47:42 PM

....still better than GeniuSxBoY's pizza

8/7/2012 11:08:24 PM

next time on Cooking with DDK...

dangit Krallum beat me to it. hahaha.



but seriously, couldn't have been done by DDK, because the house didn't burn down

8/7/2012 11:11:04 PM

I did this a number of times a few years ago. Somehow the place wasn't completely full of smoke.

8/8/2012 12:04:49 AM

long story short: drunk people should stick to the microwave





I was trying to make tea or one of those soups from packets when i was all fucked up from oral surgery. put the water on to boil and came to like 5 hours later... the pot was glowing green and purple

[Edited on August 8, 2012 at 10:56 AM. Reason : haha]

8/8/2012 10:55:19 AM