he's pretty much always on top of my FB feed

ATTN: evan


it's time to stop posting so many god damn stupid status updates

10/19/2012 12:42:07 AM

Consider yourself officially called out, ...

10/19/2012 12:47:22 AM

haha

how appropriate

10/19/2012 12:48:02 AM

yes, it's true, that i once covertly spied evan at a triangle Wendy's. he was, in fact, driving a purple Chrysler pacifica.

10/19/2012 1:02:58 AM

Quote :

"PURPLE CHRYSLER PACIFICA"

10/19/2012 1:04:58 AM

Quote :

"ULTIMATE DRIVING MACHINE"

10/19/2012 1:43:57 AM

Quote :

"POW POW POWERWHEELS"

10/19/2012 1:44:14 AM

ok I feel a bit bad about this thread since for some reason it defaults to top stories instead of recent posts

he ends up on top somehow every time

twss



also in case anyone hadn't noticed I reactivated my FB

the FB issue has somehow made me extremely fickle

10/19/2012 1:57:57 AM

fuck it breh...just lih

10/19/2012 2:33:55 AM

breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh

10/19/2012 2:36:50 AM

this is an exclusive thread

10/19/2012 2:40:40 AM

shit's breaking news brih

10/19/2012 2:46:57 AM

see he's trying to keep himself from having feelings

or something

10/19/2012 6:03:39 AM