1/15/2013 7:33:03 AM

I'm not the father

1/15/2013 7:37:11 AM

He has nut cancer?

1/15/2013 7:38:49 AM

goddammit... i wore a condom too.

1/15/2013 7:39:00 AM

PERSON X (7:09) : man, these women at work are popping out babies left and right lately
PERSON Y (7:28) : Gentlemen, we ride at dawn.
BigMan157 (7:29) : for reals. like every other chick i've had to email has an automated maternity leave email responding to me.
PERSON Y (7:29) : So you know they put out.
BigMan157 (7:30) : i wonder if I could get 3 months off for taking a monstrous shit then adopting a dog. that's roughly equivalent to having a baby, isn't it?
PERSON Y (7:31) : Totally the same
PERSON X (7:36) : methinks some women get pregnant for the job security

for clarity

1/15/2013 8:22:36 AM