1. Putting on pants2. Getting out of bed3. Getting out of the shower4. ?????????
2/4/2013 7:19:15 AM
figuring out how to turn my damn alarm off. you would think hitting one button wouldn't be so difficult.
2/4/2013 7:35:26 AM
My first thoughts right after I wake up are usually pretty dark. Maybe it's the mattress.Getting out of the shower for me actually doesn't suck as getting into the shower, because I know I won't want to get out. But then when I actually do get out it is easy. Doesn't make any sense.I also hate being rushed so if I don't have enough time to do what I want I get grumpy. Then I have to walk to class in the cold wind. I HATE WIND. Of all the forces of nature, wind is the most irritating. Fucking wind.
2/4/2013 7:38:44 AM
for the first minute of consciousness, i lose all ability to do math or tell time. i just look at my clock and get all confused.
2/4/2013 7:44:46 AM
I think a witch cursed me to sleep at a faster rate than normal, I haven't felt well rested in years
2/4/2013 7:51:03 AM
1. Figuring out what time it is for real bc our clock is set 17 min fast. "Ok so...fuck it's not even 6:45."2. Getting out of bed--"gah my back...ow..."3. Finding pants--"So cold. must. find. pants. ...seriously they were right here...weren't they? Did the dog take them?"
2/4/2013 8:53:54 AM
Not being able to go back to sleep.
2/4/2013 8:55:00 AM
i have 2 alarms, so when the second one goes off i know that i actually have to get up then. but the worst part is making the bed, seeing those warm slept in sheets get straightened out not to be returned to for a long time
2/4/2013 9:18:57 AM
Leaving the house
2/4/2013 9:19:39 AM
when my phone alarm goes off and i pick it up to swipe it but the screen orientation rotates just before i do it and i'm fucking still half asleep so it takes me a second to get it off but the gf has started bitching all "david turn it offfff" and then i'm just aggravated that waking up sucks and i paid good money for a high-tech device with stupid design flaws
2/4/2013 9:30:01 AM
2/4/2013 9:31:55 AM
When the snooze alarm goes off.
2/4/2013 9:34:01 AM
getting woken up from a good dream.
2/4/2013 9:37:50 AM
the morning.
2/4/2013 9:43:15 AM