I should have used self checkout

7/17/2025 11:57:15 AM

remember in the 90s and people would complain "cashiers are losing the ability to count change"

well

ain't nobody know those vegetable codes anymore, so i might as well just key in 4011 for bananas my own damn self

also I don't know what "industrial designer" created the new Food Lion split conveyor belt checkouts, but it's ALL WRONG AND DUMB

and there's no room in the self-checkout either for more than like 2 bags

AD. WIZARDS.

LATE. STAGE. CAPITALISM.

7/17/2025 12:04:36 PM

My bill was $4.51 and I gave them a five dollar bill and 51 cents, and they told me I gave them too much and gave me back the 51 cents, and then gave me back 49 more cents!

[Edited on July 17, 2025 at 12:56 PM. Reason : and don't get me started on plastic bags!]

7/17/2025 12:56:19 PM

I'm pretty sure it is our fault for teaching them wrong

7/17/2025 1:47:43 PM

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"and don't get me started on plastic bags!"

lol "let's make the cheapest, shittiest, thinnest bag ever to save money, and the bags will be so shitty, everyone will have to double and triple bag EVERYTHING, thereby making it pointless"

That said, I got back from Taiwan last month and they be charging for bags and people just know to bring their own, and everyone gets on just fine.

[Edited on July 17, 2025 at 4:09 PM. Reason : +]

7/17/2025 4:08:55 PM

7/17/2025 4:15:56 PM

A GIF loses some utility when there's virtually no movement and it could almost be mistaken for a still image. Great stare, though!

7/17/2025 4:25:18 PM

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"and there's no room in the self-checkout either for more than like 2 bags"

If you need more than 2 bags you shouldn’t be in self-checkout

7/17/2025 4:30:02 PM

Plus have you tried wearing a plastic bag over your head as a disgusted sports fan? It doesn't end well.

7/17/2025 4:41:06 PM

SYBAU

7/17/2025 7:28:46 PM

nice try diddy

7/17/2025 7:59:01 PM

I have not noticed this

7/17/2025 8:03:14 PM

Harris Teeter changed up their paper bags and they are not great.

I always try to bag because let's be honest, as a bagger, paper sucks.

When I was a cashier back in the day I did my best to engage customers. I'm from a small town so granted it was easier since I knew most of the folks that came through. Now these kids don't even look at you...I guess you're lucky to get the stare.

God I sound so old.

7/17/2025 8:33:39 PM

You ARE old!

7/18/2025 6:59:36 AM

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" If you need more than 2 bags you shouldn’t be in self-checkout"

lol

Both Target and Harris Teeter provide space for 4-6 bags

the TRUE law of self checkout is governed by your scanning speed and not by number of items you have

some joker can be in there holding up the whole process with one item because they don’t know how to use a computer

BESIDES

there’s early mornings where i roll up in the Food Lion and they don’t even have anything open except the self-checkout lanes because corporations don’t want to pay cashiers anymore

[Edited on July 18, 2025 at 9:15 AM. Reason : DADDY I WANNA GO FAST]

7/18/2025 9:15:15 AM

corporations are the problem, yet again

7/18/2025 9:48:55 AM

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"charging for bags and people just know to bring their own"

We need more of this. Just charge a quarter a bag, people will either complain or bring their own.

7/18/2025 10:18:59 AM

I would just not use bags at all. Just put it all back in a cart/basket, then unload all items loosely into vehicle

7/18/2025 11:09:21 AM

That's what I do, except that I carry it all at once in an unwieldy stack.

7/18/2025 11:41:37 AM

https://youtube.com/shorts/kbgMcuqoexk?si=sex-bgeXRRUJ-l9_

7/18/2025 11:54:39 AM

I throw everything into a sheet and tie up all four corners which I attach to the end of a stick and carry over my shoulder

7/18/2025 3:29:12 PM

type shit

7/21/2025 12:57:36 AM

I was in Food Lion again this morning and realized they don't even have space for 2 bags. It's really just one.

7/21/2025 1:36:53 PM

^^ ong that's the type shii i fw frfr

7/25/2025 11:55:59 AM

bindle gang 4 lyfe

7/25/2025 12:36:58 PM

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"If you need more than 2 bags you shouldn’t be in self-checkout"

This may have been true at some point in time but it isn't anymore. I was getting groceries from Publix on Sunday and they had probably ~8 cash registers, but only two of them were open and the lines for each of them were 5 people deep each. The self checkout was completely empty though, so I checked out my entire week's worth of groceries there. And this is new, but the machine had the nerve to ask me to tip the staff when I was done! For what?? The only thing that interacted with me was the computer. Maybe I should have thrown a few megabytes of RAM its way.

7/29/2025 8:22:24 AM

lol a cup of oil

7/29/2025 2:42:18 PM

earlier generations taught them this kind of mess tho

7/29/2025 2:44:01 PM

also having to do self-checkout is the most bullshit thing in the world

I went to walmart maybe a year ago. fucking 6 employees were literally standing around doing nothing but there were no lines open except self-checkout

they won't miss my business, so there's no point in boycotting going there, but I mean what are they paying them for

7/29/2025 2:45:09 PM

I can't wait until self checkouts add the option to Tip

7/29/2025 3:01:46 PM

When you buy a carton of cigarettes, you're supposed to offer the cashier a pack.

7/29/2025 3:06:48 PM

^^
Isn't that what Wraith just said happened to him?

7/29/2025 3:07:16 PM

^^a whole pack? Maybe a single cigarette smh entitled cashiers

7/29/2025 4:03:17 PM

^^perhaps i cannot read

7/29/2025 4:45:41 PM

^^sup brah

7/29/2025 10:50:30 PM