sike

7/24/2025 3:13:51 PM

well I mean he can literally rest in peace while alive

no implication of death is necessary

7/24/2025 3:14:55 PM

You arlready created this thread

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7/24/2025 3:42:39 PM

I thought this was because South Park murdered him last night.

7/24/2025 3:46:09 PM

^^it's umm a parody or something, get with it bro

7/24/2025 3:57:14 PM

idk it was just intended for shock value but obviously in a non-serious manner

7/24/2025 3:57:39 PM

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"Please trash bin my shameful minute late RIP thread"

7/24/2025 9:42:11 PM

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"YOU ARLREADY CREATED"

7/24/2025 9:46:20 PM

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"I thought this was because South Park murdered him last night."

missed that

7/24/2025 10:11:57 PM

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"MISSED THAT EEK"

7/24/2025 10:57:32 PM

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"i just want to use a quote box to keep that theme going"

7/24/2025 10:58:43 PM

^^^
https://x.com/itsavibe/status/1948244797946318871

7/25/2025 6:36:34 AM

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"what u got hoes???"

--BB, rn

7/25/2025 3:48:31 PM

Are we supposed to bring this one back when the ti.e comes?

7/27/2025 9:00:01 AM

let's just keep it warm for him

7/27/2025 11:19:14 AM

we could use this as a betting pool as to how long he lives I guess

I won't make any official guesses now though

I'm guessing it'll be 2028 or after

when he tries and possibly succeeds in getting a 3rd term, there will be an uprising

it might be slow though, but eventually he will be killed by civilian militants :3

or not


I'm going to say May 2028 though

or if he isn't killed by a civilian... 2035

7/27/2025 3:16:59 PM

5/22/29

7/29/2025 11:36:45 AM

yeah i guess 2028 is too early

hold on let me go see how old he is

7/29/2025 12:51:39 PM

Jun 14 1946

ok soooo that makes him 79 now

seriously, he's 79? what the fuck

why do we keep voting for nursing home patients


if he's 79 now

there's no way he's going past 87 so I'll stay on the sooner side and say...

*computing*

let's say sometime in 2033... maybe January 6th

7/29/2025 12:53:12 PM

If one thing's for sure, melanoma will not be taking orange man out.

7/29/2025 1:36:21 PM

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"ok soooo that makes him 79 now seriously, he's 79? what the fuck why do we keep voting for nursing home patients"

Obama is the only president we've had who was born after the '40s

[Edited on July 29, 2025 at 2:02 PM. Reason : raisin for edit]

7/29/2025 2:02:12 PM

yeeeah

the age cap needs to be 65 or so for the first term

it's old enough that they have plenty of experience, but probably still have most of their mental faculties in check

7/29/2025 2:39:11 PM