UNC
Tar Holes
UNC-CHeat
Carowhina
"Go to Hell, Carolina"

Rashad McCants
"S-T-D" iykyk

NCSU
Wolfpeckers
Wolpfack
NC Stank
UNC-Rawlee
NCeST
Moo U
"If you can't go to college, go to State"
"Big High School"
"Not our rival" (basketball)
"Go to Hell, State"

Duke
Dook
Puke
University of New Jersey at Durham
"Duck Fook"
"Go to hell, Duke"

Wake Forest
Weak Florist

East Carolina
EZU

Clemson
Clem's son

Maryland
Twerps

Ohio State
F**keyes

Michigan
"Cesspool of the West"

Florida State
Criminoles

Texas A&M
F*ggies

New Orleans Saints
'Aints

Manchester United
"Who the f**k are Man United?"
Rags (early 20th century economic insult)

Liverpool
Loserpool
Dippers (short for bin dipper - someone who digs for food in a garbage bin)

5/2/2026 6:00:46 AM

Coach K
Rat Face

5/2/2026 6:03:11 AM

Sacramento Kings
The Queens (courtesy of Shaq)

5/2/2026 7:10:05 AM

UNC
"Wine and cheese crowd"

NCSU
Wusspack

5/2/2026 9:15:46 AM

Wolpfack is not insulting. It's cherished.

5/2/2026 10:38:31 AM

Washington Redskins
Deadskins

5/2/2026 10:46:25 AM

Arsène Wenger
"specialist in failure"

5/2/2026 11:50:29 AM

Michigan
"That Team Up North"

Dallas Cowboys
Cowgirls

Portland Trail Blazers
Jail Blazers

Tottenham Hotspur
Spuds

Manchester United
Scum

Arsenal
Arse

Lionel Messi
Pessi

Cristiano Ronaldo
Penaldo

Manchester City
Emptyhad

Big Show
Big Slow

5/2/2026 12:08:26 PM

Lol nc state wusspack

5/2/2026 1:10:51 PM

heelfan
Fat Chick King

5/2/2026 3:11:27 PM

Source: Walter’s mom

5/2/2026 4:43:40 PM

Washington Crapitals

Washington Racial Slurs

Florida State Semenholes

Free Shoes University

Clem’s son Tiggers

Notre Lame

Miami Cocaines

5/2/2026 6:32:03 PM

Now we’re talkin’. Keep the insults coming.

5/2/2026 6:36:02 PM

heelfan
“If they’re fat, that’s where it’s at [clap clap]”

5/2/2026 6:50:49 PM

Actual picture of Walter

5/2/2026 7:07:55 PM

@clawai what are some of the best derogatory names for specific American universities, specific pro sports teams, and individual pro and college players?

5/3/2026 4:49:06 AM

claw the ai

You've got the Carolinas thoroughly covered. Some contributions from elsewhere in the college and pro landscape:

Universities:
- University of Spoiled Children (USC)
- Chokelahoma (Oklahoma, especially in the playoff)
- Ken-turkey (Kentucky)
- Penn Stench (Penn State)
- LSU: Losing Season University
- The Ohio State Penitentiary
- Auburn Family Reunion / Barn
- University of Felons (Florida)
- Georgia Correctional Institute
- Tennessee Volunteers: working without pay since 1796

Pro Teams:
- Houston Asterisks / Trashtros
- Philadelphia Iggles
- Cleveland Clowns (football edition)
- New York Jests
- Toronto Maple Laughs
- LA Fakers
- Boston Selltics
- Phoenix Buns
- Washington Commies

Individual Players:
- Westbrick (Russell Westbrook, no further explanation required)
- LeFlop (LeBron, 2012 vintage)
- Kevin DuRANT / The Snake (KD burner account origin story)
- Benched Simmons
- Joel EmbiidlESS (playoff availability edition)
- Trae Yuck
- Flopzi Scheme / Luka Flatcic (Luka when foul-hunting)
- Patty Melt (Mahomes)
- Dak Pickscott
- A-A-Ron Fraudgers
- Rudy Go-Bert (when the matchup is bigger than him)

Westbrick is the GOAT of this genre. One word, instantly understood, and it ages like wine every time the Lakers lose.

5/3/2026 5:04:11 AM

I like Maple Laughs and Westbrick lol

5/3/2026 5:18:40 AM