When he fucked me on the Turtle Van

It was the one thing I wanted and he didn't come thru

Fucking asshole

12/13/2009 11:24:17 PM

2.02

sometime around 8 or 9 when I went peeking

12/13/2009 11:24:25 PM

I was six. I already had my doubts, but when I mentioned Santa my older brother said "There's no Santa Claus" and I was like "Oh".

Quote :

"my parents would spank me if I said he wasn't real."

My mom had that BS going on too. Having kids makes people insane.

12/13/2009 11:46:17 PM

He also didn't get a Bayside High sweatshirt the year before, so i begin to have my doubts

that was the last year I really liked the show

as the series went on and they got older, they reminded me of 80`s gay porn stars in falcon videos. almost expected them to go down on each other at any moment, but , sadly,? they didnt.

12/14/2009 12:12:42 AM

Quote :

"when i found out, i was real quiet and i asked my parents "so i guess this means the tooth fairy and the easter bunny aren't real either?" they said no and all bets were off."

meee too

12/14/2009 12:22:09 AM

haha i got the turtle van from santa

12/14/2009 12:42:45 AM

I never understood how his workshop got around licensing issues since they were putting other peoples brand names on their toys.

12/18/2009 11:38:44 PM

when i went downstairs and saw my parents putting together my bike. (6)

12/18/2009 11:45:18 PM

Quote :

"When he fucked me on the Turtle Van "

I got the turtle van

12/24/2009 9:45:46 PM

when I saw a present under the tree saying "From: Santa"


BUT IT WAS IN MY MOM'S HANDWRITING

12/24/2009 10:31:47 PM

i remember wal-mart stickers on some of my toys when i was little. when i mentioned it, mama said something about the elves not being able to make some stuff and santa having to get it at walmart.

[Edited on December 24, 2009 at 10:33 PM. Reason : out presents from santa were never wrapped. they were just piled up under/around the tree on xmas]

[Edited on December 24, 2009 at 10:34 PM. Reason : our*]

12/24/2009 10:33:27 PM