Two pages of appreciation.

[Edited on November 9, 2010 at 4:53 PM. Reason : .]

11/9/2010 4:53:30 PM

I'll post on this page because djeternal hasn't made it creepy yet

Metricula

11/9/2010 5:46:44 PM

I'd bang metricula. Real talk

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

11/9/2010 5:51:50 PM

Metricula's allure is pretty intriguing, isn't it

11/9/2010 5:54:34 PM

Quote :

"she also makes the best coffee in raleigh. although that might be more the busy bee than metricula."

yesss, the latte I had there on sunday (made by Metricula I'm pretty sure) was fan-fucking-tastic.

11/9/2010 5:55:05 PM

11/9/2010 6:04:54 PM

She ain't shit.







JK, she was my CaJ friend. In addition to coffee, she was one of like two people who could actually make a manageable wrap. She's pretty cool, down to earth, and had some damn interesting blog posts. That garlic one still freaks me out.

11/9/2010 6:50:00 PM

Quote :

"Metricula I love cupcakes 3401 Posts user info edit post I was selling dildoes at another TWWer's bachelorette party and Xtine launched into an oration on anal sex. <3 11/9/2010 11:54:25 AM "

I have never had to pluralize dildo and I don't want to have to...

[Edited on November 9, 2010 at 8:32 PM. Reason : I'm sore and want to go home - Demetri Martin]

11/9/2010 8:16:17 PM

I hope she wasn't the barista at Busy Bee when I was there on First Friday.

'cuz it wasn't very good.

11/9/2010 9:49:35 PM

Aaaaand here comes the "she ain't shit."

11/9/2010 10:27:35 PM

I don't work on Fridays!

And my grandmother was from Hungary so I have a little of that.

<3 all the compliments. I had a long day and this made me feel better

11/10/2010 12:31:11 AM

^^Because she may or may not (apparently did not) have made a bad latte is the coming of the shit storm?

11/10/2010 3:40:13 AM

Quote :

"I personally enjoy the feel of ejaculate in my ass"

-Metricula

11/12/2010 2:09:17 PM

I just

I can't

She said

Goodness

11/12/2010 3:09:21 PM

all she needs to say is armpit ejaculate and I think a certain tdubber would die of pleasure overload.

11/12/2010 3:11:06 PM

I'm pretty sure I went to high school with Metricula but I never talked to her.

/stalk stalk

11/12/2010 9:09:33 PM

I find [user] metricula[/user] to be a very pleasant person, with a complimentary personality.

I approve of this individual.

Cheers

8/31/2026 12:36:35 PM

^^^^^woah

8/31/2026 12:44:45 PM

^No regrets.

I have lived an authentic life

8/31/2026 1:26:06 PM

Page 1 is pretty awesome

8/31/2026 2:42:55 PM

I’ve transitioned from “hot young co-ed” to “chubby sassy milf” but have no complaints about that

8/31/2026 3:11:13 PM

I bet you aren't that chubby

8/31/2026 3:20:41 PM

Farts smelling like pumpkin spice lattes


I'd take her out for ice cream

8/31/2026 3:35:31 PM