I REMEMBER YOU (and also this thread)

12/10/2021 3:01:16 PM

I remember everything
I remember every little thing as if it only happened yesterday
I was barely seventeen, and I once killed a boy with a fender guitar
I don't remember if it was Telecaster or Stratocaster
But I do remember that it had a heart of chrome, and a voice like a horny angel
I don't remember if it was Telecaster or Stratocaster
But I do remember that it wasn't at all easy
It required the perfect combination of the right power chords
And the precise angle from which to strike!
The guitar bled fo about a week afterwards
And the blood was zoot, dark and rich, like wild berries
The blood of the guitar was Chuck Berry red
The guitar bled for about a week afterwards
But it rung out beautifully
And I was able to play notes that I had never even heard before
So I took my guitar
And I smashed it against the wall
I smashed it against the floor
I smashed it against the body of a varsity cheerleader
Smashed it against the hood of a car
Smashed it against a 1981 Harley-Davidson
The Harley howled in pain
The guitar howled in heat
And I ran upstairs to my parents' bedroom
Mommy and Daddy were sleeping quietly in the moonlight
Slowly I opened the door
Creeping into the shadows right up to the foot of their bed
I raised the guitar high above my head
And just as I was about to bring the guitar crashing down upon the center of the bed
My father woke up, screaming "STOP"
"Wait a minute, stop it boy. What do you think you're doing?"
"Thats no way to treat an expensive musical instrument"
And I said "GOD DAMN IT DADDY"
"You know I love you, but you've got a hell of a lot to learn about Rock 'n' Roll"

12/10/2021 9:20:27 PM

bach to the top

5/15/2022 3:05:26 PM

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CqJXwcbJT0P/

6/12/2023 1:13:17 AM

That rubber chicken sure can hit the high notes!

6/12/2023 2:20:45 AM

WELL I SWEAR YOU'LL NEVER BE LONELAAAAAAAAAY YEAH

2/5/2024 10:31:59 AM

2/5/2024 4:01:07 PM

I remember this dark period in pop music :3333

2/5/2024 8:54:45 PM

FroshKiller, you layin' down on the job!

11/18/2025 9:41:13 PM

inb4 he corrects your usage of the verb "lie"

11/18/2025 10:07:50 PM

or mis-usage of "lay"

whatever, shut up

11/18/2025 10:09:00 PM

I haven't been listening to music at work for a while, so the song hasn't come up while I've been at a computer. I haven't forgotten this thread. How could I forget? It has not seen its last bump from me.

11/20/2025 6:43:58 AM

Good to know.

Comments about lay vs. lie also reminded me of the "lay to your swindle" phrase from days gone by (glycerol?)

11/20/2025 9:24:39 AM