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2/15/2009 7:35:25 PM

he better start earning a living for that child

maybe audition to be one of Dick Tracy's nemeses

[Edited on February 15, 2009 at 7:36 PM. Reason : that'd make a pretty good reality show]

2/15/2009 7:36:34 PM

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/177665/Richard-Goodsell-Im-the-real-daddy-Alfie-and-I-want-a-DNA-test-to-prove-it.html

Quote :

"“She was 13 and I was 14. We dated after meeting at the local shops and I liked her. I thought she was pretty. I used to stay overnight at her house on Fridays and Saturdays. “We used to sleep in the same bed and within two weeks we’d had full sex. It was in her bedroom while her mum was downstairs. “We didn’t use any contraception. It wasn’t my first time. But when we split up I found out that she was having sex with lots of other boys I knew. "Me and my mates fell out over it.” Richard then reeled off a list of 14 and 15-year-old boys who, he claims, slept with Chantelle."

[Edited on February 15, 2009 at 11:34 PM. Reason : 4]

2/15/2009 11:33:30 PM

is it just me or does the mom remind you uncannily of Kiwi

2/15/2009 11:36:55 PM

Haha, what a great article...

Btw, as is the mom a MILF? I'm gonna need some more evidence.



[Edited on February 15, 2009 at 11:38 PM. Reason : ^ you can't even see her face?]

2/15/2009 11:38:29 PM

I'd hide her face too

2/15/2009 11:45:29 PM

^^^^ Wow.

2/16/2009 7:02:45 PM

Quote :

"And amazingly the News Of The World has uncovered claims that Chantelle was sleeping with as many as EIGHT teenage boys around the time the baby was conceived on the Old Town estate in Eastbourne, Sussex."

8 potential fathers.

Quote :

"Chantelle claimed she was on the Pill but forgot to take it. "

How responsible.

2/16/2009 11:22:49 PM

2/16/2009 11:34:40 PM

Maury is on his private jet as we speak.

2/16/2009 11:57:01 PM

[Edited on February 17, 2009 at 12:04 AM. Reason : LOL]

2/17/2009 12:03:22 AM

Quote :

"hey look jbaz is a father"

I don't get it... I'm Asian, not English.

2/17/2009 12:15:22 AM

[Edited on February 17, 2009 at 12:19 AM. Reason : fuck, photo phail]

2/17/2009 12:17:53 AM

fail?

2/17/2009 12:23:39 AM

2/20/2009 9:27:41 AM

^ That hoodie rules. I'd wear it if I had one.

2/20/2009 9:36:01 AM

Quote :

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AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

2/20/2009 9:37:26 AM