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10/16/2012 8:45:51 PM

damn I meant to bttt this for your birthday

on this marvelous occasion, I have taken out a collision insurance policy, but I do hope you wreck my vagina way beyond the deductible limits. I'm hoping they total it when you're done.

Let's get to work!

10/16/2012 8:48:31 PM

so you're saying you want the rod to stretch, allow the piston to contact the head, mangle everything up, and cause half the fluids to leak out?

10/17/2012 11:42:04 PM

hbd theduke

10/17/2012 11:47:56 PM

^^precisely

10/23/2012 10:29:36 PM

how did I miss this thread for 2 years?

10/23/2012 10:34:46 PM

I wouldn't say you "missed" anything...

10/23/2012 10:45:16 PM

damn I don't know how you missed it!

10/23/2012 10:47:01 PM