^ that just gave me a boner

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9/10/2012 11:57:29 AM

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9/10/2012 12:02:46 PM

9/10/2012 12:04:05 PM

wait, I missed something. What is wrong with cargo shorts?

9/10/2012 12:06:06 PM

nothin is wrong with cargo shorts i wear em all the time

P.S. I would like to look like that black dude with the broad chest, thin torso, big traps and big arms thats like my ideal


[Edited on September 10, 2012 at 12:09 PM. Reason : ;]

9/10/2012 12:07:25 PM

I pretty much only wear cargo shorts, except when I am working out (which is pretty rare these days).

9/10/2012 12:11:09 PM

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9/10/2012 12:17:51 PM

Interestingly enough, I was about to buy a pair of camo cargo shorts on Saturday but they didn't have my size.

9/10/2012 12:20:02 PM

bbq/tipping/cargoshorts

9/10/2012 12:22:09 PM

I heard some porn star on a podcast saying she wouldn't fuck some dude bc of them.
I wear them for work ..but not in public...(I'd hate to miss out on my chance with a porn star)

9/10/2012 12:51:42 PM

Only terrorists wear cargo shorts.

There is no reason a man needs to carry that much stuff. It's like waering socks with sperrys of using a belly putter. It's just not right, man....

9/10/2012 12:53:54 PM

If not cargo shorts, what the hell do you guys wear? Basketball shorts?

9/10/2012 12:54:34 PM

regular shorts.

Khaki, plain front.

9/10/2012 12:55:14 PM

Normal shorts...target or some shit


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9/10/2012 12:57:29 PM

Quote :

"I have found that most chicks can overlook love handles as long as you can adequately lay pipe."

What about for guys? If you have big tits the girl can be chubby fat? Hittable, or dateable?

9/10/2012 1:18:14 PM

I have been forgiven a few extra pounds and I'm pretty sure sex/tits played a role in it

So yea it swings both ways

9/10/2012 1:27:45 PM

Tits do nothing for me, actually.

However, I can overlook many flaws if she gives great head

9/10/2012 1:29:49 PM

Big tits on a fat girl is like a 6pack on a scrawny guy.

9/10/2012 1:57:39 PM

just dated the largest girl ive ever dated...it was not fun.

i dont think large boobs or good head would have saved this one, she was just solid..like a linebacker.

just solidified the fact that i prefer shorter girls..somewhat petite

9/10/2012 1:58:07 PM

Personally, I prefer women in the "chubby" category from page 3...even though I'd classify that more as "thick"

I waver in between builtfat and chubbyfat just depending on how closely I'm watching what I eat/drink and how active I am.

9/10/2012 2:03:52 PM

There is a lot of open ground between the different "classifications" shown for dudes...

There's not really anything muscular about "builtfat." That's just an average dude. "Built" is a combination of size and definition that not a whole lot of dudes ever attain. "Strongfat" is a seriously big cat. I'm a shitload more jacked than "builtfat", but with significantly less definition than "built", and a whole lot less size than "strongfat".


With the girls, there is minimal difference between "skinny" and "fit". "Athletic" is smoking. I do like that "curvy" is just that--not a tub of lard like what most dudes and almost all women mean when they say "curvy".

9/11/2012 10:35:49 PM

I read ""athletic" is smoking" and wondered "WTF? Duke is gay?"

Then, I realized I should have read the entire post.

9/11/2012 10:58:08 PM

Quote :

"regular shorts. Khaki, plain front."

Christ, Pikey with the save on that one. Leave the cargo shorts in high school.

9/12/2012 3:41:56 AM