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StTexan
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if my hip sockets make popping noises when i do a knee high motion, can i get rid of that noise?

1/6/2026 1:39:46 PM

StTexan
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Are there certain times of the day that it is better to eat certain foods? If I gave 2 options for meals, could you tell me which one would be better to eat now and which one would be better to eat later?

1/6/2026 4:40:47 PM

StTexan
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I ate meal A first, as suggested. What are some causes for why i already feel hungry again

1/6/2026 7:07:37 PM

StTexan
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I think it would be funny to have a lot of farts today, what are some tips to purposely make myself fart more than normal?

And since bb wanted the answers

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"?? If you’re going for maximum (harmless) gas, here are some safe, food- and behavior-based ways people commonly end up farting more than usual. No medical tricks, no danger—just classic digestion doing its thing.

?

?? Eat Foods Known to Produce Gas

These ferment in your gut and feed gas-producing bacteria:

Top tier gas-makers
• Beans & lentils (black beans, chickpeas, refried beans)
• Broccoli, cauliflower, Brussels sprouts
• Cabbage, onions
• Whole grains (especially oats, barley)

Sneaky gas foods
• Apples, pears
• Sugar-free candy or gum (sorbitol, xylitol = ??)
• Dairy if you’re even mildly lactose intolerant

?

?? Swallow More Air (Aerophagia)

This adds gas directly to your system:
• Drink carbonated drinks (soda, sparkling water, beer)
• Drink through a straw
• Chew gum
• Eat fast or talk while eating

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?? Combine Fiber + Carbs

Gas goes up when:
• You eat high-fiber foods without easing into them
• You pair fiber with carbs (beans + rice, bread + onions)

?

????? Move Around After Eating

Light activity helps gas move:
• Walking
• Bending, squatting, stretching
• Sitting ? standing repeatedly

(This doesn’t create gas, but it releases it more effectively.)

?

? Timing Matters
• Eat multiple small meals instead of one big one
• Eat closer together than usual (keeps fermentation going)

?

?? Things NOT to Do

Just to keep it safe and not miserable:
• Don’t intentionally overeat to pain
• Don’t use laxatives
• Don’t force air into yourself (seriously)

?

?? Social Disclaimer

You may:
• Become a biological fog machine
• Surprise yourself with volume and timing
• Lose friends briefly

Worth it? That’s between you and your audience ??

If you want, I can also:
• Rank foods by loudness vs smell
• Help you plan a “gas-max” meal
• Explain why some farts are silent assassins and others are trumpet solos

Just say the word ??"

1/7/2026 10:06:42 AM

The Coz
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1/7/2026 1:37:27 PM

StTexan
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1/7/2026 1:45:21 PM

The Coz
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Seems like we're dangerously close to asking ChatGPT how farts get around turds in the colon.

1/9/2026 5:33:51 AM

StTexan
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Thats actually a pretty good question

1/9/2026 3:27:55 PM

StTexan
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What are the top 5 worst bond films

1/14/2026 9:51:49 PM

Walter
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“I’m thinking about starting a non-profit similar to Ducks Unlimited, but for raccoon conservation instead. Is the name Racoons Unlimited already taken and how do I get this whole thing up and running? Give me a step-by-step plan to get big money flowing in, I want to get rich off of this.”

1/17/2026 12:59:52 PM

StTexan
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When did they change college shot clock from 35 to 30 seconds?

1/17/2026 1:35:01 PM

StTexan
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What is your opinion of poontang?

1/18/2026 2:51:40 AM

StTexan
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I have my iphone set to charge to 90%, but every once in a while it charges beyond that level. Why?

1/22/2026 6:08:28 PM

StTexan
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What is healthier, 100 calories of butter, or 100 calories of maple syrup?

1/23/2026 3:17:53 AM

StTexan
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Theoretically, how long would i have to go into the sauna every day to sweat out the excess sodium if i consumed 200% of my daily allowance?

1/23/2026 5:15:33 PM

StTexan
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If i could only do one tricep exercise, what should I do?





Of course its like the exercise i want to do the least

1/24/2026 12:53:22 AM

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What is the difference between keeping sets at around 10 reps and keeping them 5-7 reps? What are the benefits of each approach?

1/24/2026 6:08:01 AM

StTexan
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So my newest thing(due to phill and phill being uber religious after being on probation etc) is to ask to make "spiritual metaphors" so i can send to phill cause he sends me all that gay religious stuff

So this is my last one

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"Can you write a spiritual metaphor about a 37 year old male intensive care nurse getting shot and killed by border patrol agents for no reason, in winter time in minnesota? Please keep to around 75 words or less"

1/25/2026 6:51:42 PM

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