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4/22/2010 9:46:38 AM

Do you have a favorite NBA team?

4/14/2026 7:14:54 PM

No favorite NBA team. Though I guess I'm partial to my hometown teams. I am a native Washingtonian, so I always pull for the Wizards, even though they haven't had a squad since the John Wall era. I also pull for the Hornets, since I lived in Charlotte for such a long time.


Honestly, I don't watch the NBA that much.

4/14/2026 7:32:07 PM

Who is your least favorite TWWer

4/14/2026 7:50:44 PM

4/14/2026 8:00:52 PM

Quote :

"Who is your least favorite TWWer"

Mmmm, that would probably be mrredemption. He got busted for drugs back in the day, and it really seems like he made a deal with the police to save his sorry ass, and offered to narc on someone else. So, he made up some story and told the police that one of my former roommates (jackleg) was selling drugs. He then kept trying to get jackleg's whereabouts to "bum a cig" or to "pick him up at home to go get bojangles" or to know if he would be back at home on a certain date.
Well, that certain date came, and the police raided the house I shared with my roommates. They found no jackleg, as he had moved out months prior. The police found no drugs. But that didn't stop them from completely flipping the house over.

Afterwards, mrredemption went silent

Fuck that guy.

4/14/2026 8:26:18 PM

^ how could he redeem himself at this point

4/14/2026 9:22:38 PM

Not sure that's even possible. It actually seems like he went on to be an unredeemable lying asshole after his TWW days, and has found a life as a relatively successful right wing troll.

4/14/2026 9:32:44 PM

Why does that dipshit wear sunglasses all the fucking time

4/14/2026 10:16:18 PM

It likely has to stem from his dipshit nature

4/15/2026 6:58:23 AM

Hey EMCE, question about posting pics on TWW in 2026

is the only method via hyperlink (meaning it has to be on the web)? I remember having to upload my photos to my gallery on TWW and then linking to that, but I've never asked if there's another way. I dont think there's a way to just paste a screenshot in this text box, or am I missing something because im dumb?

4/15/2026 10:08:19 AM

Hello hunterb2003,

In order to post a pic on TWW, the image needs to be hosted on the web...somewhere. The image can either be hosted on TWW itself, or be hosted on some external site.

If you want to host this image in your TWW gallery
1. Use the tool to upload a photo to your gallery
2. After the image is uploaded, grab the URL for the image
3. When composing a post, select the button in the toolbar.
4. Paste the URL into that dialog box, and select "OK".

Note:

* This method may post a thumbnail image. You can capitalize the image extension, i.e., .jpg to .JPG to post a full size image.

** The image will still remain on TWW server, even after you remove the image from your gallery.

If the picture is not hosted on TWW
1. Grab the URL for the image
2. When composing a post, select the button in the toolbar.
3. Paste the URL into that dialog box, and select "OK".

Note:

*** This image will only work as long as the website hosting the image keeps it in that location. Should they remove that image, or move it's location, the link will break.


For more information on using crazycode, please see https://thewolfweb.com/site_crazycode.aspx

4/15/2026 10:25:45 AM

cool, thanks. so same as it always was, there was never some magical ability to paster from like a screenshot or whatever

4/15/2026 10:28:20 AM

Nah

4/15/2026 10:33:41 AM

hey EMCE, when's the last time you shit your pants?

4/15/2026 12:12:42 PM

Yesterday. No doubt you have heard that Trump is reinstating the military draft. Well...


I was taking a military drug test. If you've experienced this, you know that you have to be observed. Most observers stand behind you and don't actually look because who wants to be a meat gazer?

My observer had a point to make. He was going to be observer of year. I could almost feel his breath on my penis. I generally don't get stage fright but I've never experienced this behavior before.

I really had to pee, but it wasn't leaving. I pushed too hard and heard a "prrrrrttt" then wet running down my leg. This at least got the guy to back up some. I assume the smell hit him. I filled my bottle, signed the paper work, and then had to drive back to my house to shower and do laundry. Good times...

4/15/2026 12:27:12 PM

Here I stand, broken hearted
Meant to fart but instead I sharted?

That tough, I got stuck on a long run years ago.

Oh I'm supposed to ask a question, how is your day going today?

4/15/2026 12:31:56 PM

My day is going all right. Pretty typical. How about you?

4/15/2026 1:07:37 PM

It's going OK, thanks!

Crap now I have to ask another question.

Oh, do I have to ask a question to post here?

4/15/2026 1:17:04 PM

No, you can just post if you would like. But if you were to ask a question, what would it be?

4/15/2026 1:24:02 PM

Cool ok. Do you have recommendations on how to escape a do loop? Asking for a friend

4/15/2026 7:56:21 PM

Perhaps you could use a keyword to exit if a condition is met.

4/15/2026 8:27:55 PM

Do you think GUI is "gooey" or "gee-you-eye"

4/15/2026 8:33:06 PM

GUI = gooey
GIF = GHIF
Jalapenos = Jah-la-pinos

4/15/2026 8:43:30 PM

GIF = gift without the t?
Jalapenos = Jah-la-pain YOs

4/15/2026 8:48:13 PM

GIF = GIFT

4/15/2026 8:50:02 PM

I feel like this could be a thread

4/15/2026 8:54:37 PM

UAT...

yoo-at
OR
yoo a tee

?

4/15/2026 9:13:01 PM

Ok to get silly like uncle burro...g-unit

Gun-it
or
Gee you-knit

4/15/2026 9:23:35 PM

Ewe-Ey-Tee
Gee, you knit?

4/15/2026 9:37:44 PM

Sequel
OR
ess-queue-ell

4/15/2026 10:46:39 PM

Eee-mick-eee

4/15/2026 11:53:13 PM

^^ Sequel

^ Jew-stin-five-too-for

4/16/2026 7:52:51 AM

Are you close to where those cherry trees bloom? Ever went to that area while they were blooming?

4/18/2026 9:30:21 PM

I live about 30 minutes away from the tidal basin, where the main cherry blossom action is. I don't really go down there too often anymore, mainly because I've seen it so many times and because it's a madhouse with tourists. There is actually a neighborhood in Maryland called Kensington, which has an antique row lined with cherry blossom trees....you get all the beauty but without the crowds.



Anyway, I was down at the tidal basin a few years ago during peak bloom, and snapped these.

4/18/2026 10:55:12 PM

do you think you'll ever relocate?

4/18/2026 11:21:19 PM

Possibly.

One the one hand: I have so much family here. I've been a "beltway bandit" for so long, so much of my industry is collocated with the federal government. This area is awesome for education, entertainment, food, culture, etc. This area is central to the beach, mountains, and cities. The people here are competitive, in a good way. It's nice living near 3 airports.


On the other hand: traffic is always a bitch, and getting worse. The Trump administration is really fucking over the economy here. Everyone is always in a rush here. The cost of living stinks. In my old age, my desire.to live near a big city has diminished. This area is expensive to retire in.



Having said that....a.common dream amongst those who live here is to move away and work remotely, earning your DMV salary in a cheaper place. If things lined up, I would relocate.

4/19/2026 12:08:53 AM

Have you ever seen in person, an nfl game of the commanders, or the names they used to use, at their home

[Edited on April 23, 2026 at 11:11 PM. Reason : More specific]

4/23/2026 11:10:21 PM

Who would you rather fight, a duck the size of a horse, or 100 duck-sized horses?

4/23/2026 11:21:45 PM

Who would you rather fight, 100 ducks with dicks the size of horse dicks, or a horse with 100 duck-sized dicks?

4/24/2026 12:33:56 AM

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"Have you ever seen in person, an nfl game of the commanders, or the names they used to use, at their home"

I have been to Redskins, Washington Football Team, and Commanders games... all at FedEx Field / Northwest Stadium. I haven't been to a game in a while, because I hate that stadium. It is far from everything, there is no metro that runs out that way, and the stadium is expensive in general (think tickets, concessions).

Quote :

"Who would you rather fight, a duck the size of a horse, or 100 duck-sized horses?"

Definitely 100 duck-sized horses. Horses are pretty skittish as is, and they are several times bigger than me. If they were the size of ducks, I think they would likely scamper away. In the event that they stood to fight, I think I could likely damage many of them with a few swift kicks.
Ducks on the other hand, have offensive weapons in their beaks, wings, and feet, which they aren't afraid to use against humans now. If the duck were the size of a horse, it would be an absolute menace.

Quote :

"Who would you rather fight, 100 ducks with dicks the size of horse dicks, or a horse with 100 duck-sized dicks?"

Probably 100 ducks wit dicks the size of horse dicks. You see, the large cork-screw shaped dicks would likely render the ducks immobile. I could probably entice these ducks to chase me in circles, entangling their dicks, and rendering them even more immobile. From there, it would be an easy battle resulting in delicious duck meals. Not to dicks tho. I wouldn't eat the dicks.
A horse with 100 duck-sized dicks would still be a formidable foe... perhaps even more ferocious, due to it's confusion and inability to s3x0r.

4/24/2026 8:46:49 AM

Have you ever intentionally left a pube and/or dingleberry on a toilet seat? Why or why not

4/24/2026 7:37:34 PM

I left my prized pube, Curly, once on accident. Not a day goes by that I don't think of us being together again.

4/24/2026 10:39:27 PM

RIP Curly

4/25/2026 3:44:19 PM

Gnsp

Would you rather be a goalie for hockey or a goalie for soccer?

[Edited on April 25, 2026 at 5:32 PM. Reason : .]

4/25/2026 5:31:57 PM

Soccer


Slimmer chance of getting my neck sliced open by a skate with soccer.

4/25/2026 7:40:53 PM

What do you think you are better at, golf or bowling?

4/25/2026 7:45:37 PM

Bowling.

When I lived in upstate NY, I was a part of a bowling league with some coworkers. Mainly because during the winter, it is too damn cold to do anything else. I got to the point where i knew what I was doing, had my own custom ball, etc...

Golf on the other hand, I didn't really pick the sport up until much later in life. I'm terrible. I can drive alright, but my short game is trash. I keep telling myself that I'll spend a month at Top Golf, near my house, and improve. But I never do.


Also, we all need to stop pretending like it's ok to stick your fingers in a dirty bowling ball, and then put those same fingers in the communal nachos that you're sharing with your friends.

[Edited on April 25, 2026 at 7:54 PM. Reason : j]

4/25/2026 7:54:07 PM

Top 3 pools in raleigh when you went to nc state?

I have my 3

[Edited on April 25, 2026 at 8:05 PM. Reason : Just made list]

4/25/2026 8:01:40 PM

No clue. The pool circuit wasn't really my thing when I lived in Raleigh.


I stayed in Lake Johnson Mews for a minute, and their pool was cool I guess. I remember it being near my apartment, and they didn't care if you went there at night. There were plenty of times when random_guy and I would take our drunken asses there for a swim after having our way with a few pitchers at Jax.

4/25/2026 8:42:30 PM