...on their voice mail?

6/26/2008 9:52:23 PM

its code for the underground railroad

6/26/2008 9:52:46 PM

i knew you were talkin bout voicemail


one thing black people always say (i have extensive experience) is when the done had cancer a stroke or had surgery...and theyre fixed up all nice and functional again

they dont give credit to the doctors...OH NO...instead youll hear this ad nauseum


"IT WADDNT NUTTIN BUT GOOOOOOOOOOD"

6/26/2008 9:54:19 PM

*calls black person to verify*

6/26/2008 9:55:05 PM

i can verify this delivering pizza to old black ladies....sadly they didnt bless with me any tips

6/26/2008 9:56:15 PM

because belief in an organized religion increases exponentially as financial net worth declines

6/26/2008 9:59:00 PM

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"its code for the underground railroad"

rofl

6/26/2008 9:59:17 PM

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"because belief in an organized religion increases exponentially as financial net worth declines"

I laughed at that. Even though I'm a rich Christian.

6/26/2008 10:00:23 PM

true christians aren't rich

6/26/2008 10:04:37 PM

oh look, a religion thread

6/26/2008 10:06:42 PM

i think its more of a coon thread

6/26/2008 10:07:07 PM

mama used to chase off the coons with a broomstick

6/26/2008 10:08:17 PM

And then some of them have license plates that say shit like..

"BLESSD"
"GIFTOFGOD"
"PRAISHIM"
"IMBLESD"

White people don't do this.

6/26/2008 10:09:31 PM

whites arent blessed

6/26/2008 10:10:42 PM

of course they are, they're white

6/26/2008 10:15:16 PM

my mom sends me a text message every morning that says good morning, have a blessed day... no i'm not half black.

6/26/2008 10:17:48 PM

You're not, but your mother is.

6/26/2008 10:21:16 PM

its their way of lettin you know they're gonna rob you later.

6/26/2008 10:22:07 PM

i used to say that on my voice mail...i don't know if i still do that or not

6/26/2008 10:26:19 PM

STEREOTYPE CONFIRMED!

6/26/2008 10:28:07 PM

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"White people don't do this."

Clearly you've never been to Calvary Chapel of Cary.

It's my favoritest Sunday hangout ever. At least when the regular pastor's there.

I also came in here to say that I would get the "Have a blessed day" line periodically from rather old black women when I worked at the bookstore. Usually older customers are really nice. It's for that reason I'd like to work at a store with a name like Geriatric Supply Co. if I ever had to work retail again.

6/26/2008 10:29:27 PM

I say it on mine!!!!!

6/26/2008 11:11:00 PM

my favorite license plate was "DR. BRIDDY"

6/26/2008 11:11:49 PM

some black people are still christians
some whites worship walmart

6/26/2008 11:15:27 PM