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"Hi, I have had an elastrator for a few years now, and it is my favourite toy. The feeling you get the first time the band snaps off the tool round your sac is amazing. I have found it is easier to have your balls shaved. Use a little lubrication on the skiin, as this will help you get your balls through the band, and for the band to close up without pinching the skin so much. I found it impossible to get both balls through in one hit, so I push one ball through first, then pull as much of the loose scrotum through the band as possible. It is then easy to pop the second ball through the band, into the loose scrotum you pulled through. Once both balls are through, don't just snap the band off, it it snaps round a ball, it will really hurt. Close the elastrator slightly so your balls are trapped in front of the band. Adjust everything, close the elastrator a bit further, and slip the band off."

http://www.eunuch.org/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=6741

3/30/2009 11:25:39 PM

3/30/2009 11:27:41 PM

DUDE WHAT THE FUCK

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"Twenty or thirty minutes was all I could stand. Then I made a discovery. Ice water. After my balls were banded, I go and crush up some ice very small and put it into a small Tupperware container filling it up part way and then adding water. When the pain starts to get unbearable, I submerge my balls and sac into the ice water. The first time I did this I almost stopped. The pain got absolutely unbearable. I mean it hurt bad! However, after a couple of minutes the pain quickly goes down. i don't remember if the pain went away completely thie first few times I did this but I added one more thing and now the balls become 100% numb. You may be asking what I added. Salt. Just plain old table salt. This reduces the temperature of the salt water to below freezing. Don't ask me about the physics of this but I discovered it years ago by adding too much salt to a cooler full of beer and froze the beer. Anyways, the balls go completely, 100% numb this way. A person can poke at the sac with something sharp, squeeze the balls, etc. and not feel anything. However, the more a person does at this point, the sorer the balls and things will be later on after the banding."

oh. my. god.

3/30/2009 11:30:28 PM

DO

NOT

WANT

3/30/2009 11:31:13 PM

I didn't actually read the quote boxes, but if you're saying DUDE WHAT THE FUCK and oh. my. god. then I think this will be my last visit to this thread.

3/30/2009 11:32:10 PM

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"Is the burdizzo painful? Hmmmm..... let me put it this way. It's like getting kicked in the balls to the power of ten plus one. Why would you do that to yourself when the burdizzo tends to not be very effective?"

3/30/2009 11:43:34 PM

this Asian kid in one of my classes once asked if a solution was "eunuch"....hilarity ensued

3/30/2009 11:50:16 PM

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"Things were obviously sore down there but the skin seemed especially sore. I found out later that I had something unexpected down there...Frostbite. Yep, I had frozen the sac and balls too much an dfound out a day or two later as sores appeared on the sac that I had frostbite. This turned out to be a very painful experience believe me. The sores started to appear on the area of my sac that had been on the bottom side of the bands. Eventually there was basically a huge area that was a huge (relatively speaking) scab. It doesn't end here though. We all know how things move around down there when moving, walking, etc. Well, that still happened which lead to the scab(s) breaking apart and bleeding. Then the broken parts would end up adhearing to my underware. Anytime I had to pull my undies away from my body for urinating, bathing, changing, etc. would lead to pulling parts of the scabs off of the sac which lead to more bleeding, more adhearing, more tearing....I'm sure you all get the idea by now. It was he** for about two to three weeks and took about four week to heal pretty much completely. It's kind of amusing to look back now and get a chuckle but it wasn't then, except for my wife perhaps who got a few out of it. I will add that when I dumped the ice water/salt mixture out that day, there was salt sitting in the bottom of the container so the water was 100% saturated with the salt."

:crack:

[Edited on March 30, 2009 at 11:59 PM. Reason : [b]]

3/30/2009 11:58:28 PM

i bet joe# has one

3/31/2009 12:00:35 AM

speechless

3/31/2009 12:33:29 AM

I don't even have balls and I hurt down there reading this

3/31/2009 12:33:53 AM

i dont get it - what potential appeal could there possibly be ?

3/31/2009 12:34:59 AM

^^EXACTLY!

3/31/2009 12:48:48 AM

yo could we get an abridged version? my time is very valuable

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

3/31/2009 12:50:16 AM