thatperson

8/16/2009 10:32:32 PM

so did it say marykathryn for everyone?

8/16/2009 10:34:18 PM

How are volcanoes not cool? They're mountains full of liquid rocks that occasionally explode.

[Edited on August 16, 2009 at 10:35 PM. Reason : ^ yes]

8/16/2009 10:34:43 PM

I see what you did there....

8/16/2009 10:34:55 PM

because they are hot hot hot

8/16/2009 10:35:01 PM

i'm honored

8/16/2009 10:36:12 PM

dept. of homeland security = not cool

8/16/2009 10:36:37 PM

nvm

[Edited on August 16, 2009 at 10:37 PM. Reason : lol]

8/16/2009 10:36:56 PM

Quote :

"dept. of homeland security = not cool"

I was about to put GWB

but I didn't want people to yell at me about what a great "American" he is

8/16/2009 10:38:16 PM

your resentment is delicious

8/16/2009 10:38:34 PM

oh you know I'm teasing kate

sike

8/16/2009 10:39:12 PM

keep your herpes invested mouth the fuck away from me

k thanks

8/16/2009 10:39:47 PM

Quote :

"I was about to put GWB"

insert president name = not cool

they all apply. some are just better liars than others.

8/16/2009 10:40:15 PM

I resent that

William Henry Harrison was the fucking man

Quote :

"keep your herpes invested mouth the fuck away from me k thanks"

I suppose this falls under the category of "I don't have to make sense" ?

8/16/2009 10:41:06 PM

i had two chicken salad sammiches at my granny's today and they were delicious

your opinion sucks

8/16/2009 10:42:05 PM

ABE LINCOLN WAS COOL

8/16/2009 10:42:14 PM

Quote :

" your opinion sucks "

8/16/2009 10:42:40 PM

i wonder if she knows its script

8/16/2009 10:44:13 PM

^same

8/16/2009 10:44:53 PM

I don't think she does

she sent me death threats via PM

8/16/2009 10:47:07 PM

Quote :

"insert president name = not cool they all apply. some are just better liars than others."

"the high office of president has been used to foment a plot to destroy the americans freedom, and before I leave office I must inform the citizen of his plight" -john f. kennedy

kennedy was a hero and i'd say lincoln was pretty cool too, there were a few others but i don't have much respect for many other than that.

8/16/2009 10:47:21 PM

GIVE ME MORE VODKA AND I'LL BE NICE

cuz I just ran the fuck out

8/16/2009 10:47:50 PM

damn sunday night no good for running out of liq

8/16/2009 11:14:39 PM

cowboy boots with sun dresses. it's not cool. fucking hipsters.

8/16/2009 11:15:28 PM

^^yeah... and fuck the fact that it starts at midnight. There's almost never enough drinks at a saturday night party to last the whole night, and then the beer/liquor runs just get fucked up by the sunday law.

^The only people I've seen doing this have been a couple very-southern girls who I assume were moving into dorms at state.

[Edited on August 16, 2009 at 11:19 PM. Reason : .]

8/16/2009 11:16:58 PM

You know what would be 10x better than using that stupid script?

Making a thread like this, and just picking a username to include for real, for no reason whatsoever.

8/16/2009 11:17:02 PM

I've pulled that trick before

you have to carefully pick the user, though

gotta make sure they'll be sufficiently pissed off by it

8/16/2009 11:18:16 PM

i essentially made this thread like that in a way

8/16/2009 11:18:52 PM

ok

8/16/2009 11:20:03 PM

Quote :

"cowboy boots with sun dresses. it's not cool. fucking hipsters"

"hipsters" wouldnt be caught dead in this outfit DUH

they prefer super tight dark wash skinny jeans with a studded belt and an awesome vintage T

8/16/2009 11:21:01 PM

Quote :

""hipsters" wouldnt be caught dead in this outfit DUH they prefer super tight dark wash skinny jeans with a studded belt and an awesome vintage T"

wrong, hipsters will wear anything if they can say it's ironic.

8/16/2009 11:23:12 PM

getting yo dick sucked by a rhinoceros

8/16/2009 11:25:20 PM

i don't know man, that sounds kinda cool

8/16/2009 11:27:16 PM

^^you, sir, do not know the right rhinoceroses

8/16/2009 11:27:17 PM

don't rhinos have like scary ass teeth?

8/16/2009 11:29:56 PM

nah you are thinking of walrus'

8/16/2009 11:30:37 PM

they have scary ass-teeth. never try to sodomize a fully grown rhino.

8/16/2009 11:31:19 PM

the jim carrey rhino birth scene won't stop playing in my head

8/16/2009 11:33:07 PM

rhino pussy is too tight for me

on the other hand, most blue whales are a bit too loose

but giant squid...

8/17/2009 12:04:29 AM

your mom's pussy looks a lot like a giant squid

8/17/2009 12:13:54 AM

nm...I don't want to fuck up this thread with this horribly repulsive pic...I'll just save it for a special occasion


[Edited on August 17, 2009 at 12:24 AM. Reason : /]

8/17/2009 12:19:01 AM

8/17/2009 12:19:10 AM

seems like you use the script in every thread you post

true story

8/17/2009 12:46:30 AM

Quote :

"lilalavender god I hate that bitch"

8/17/2009 12:49:25 AM

the thought of what a dick must smell like after fucking a squid is so disgusting i just puked a little in my mouth

^you annoy the fuck out of me. sorry it just had to be said.

[Edited on August 17, 2009 at 12:51 AM. Reason : seriously]

8/17/2009 12:49:33 AM

ice cream and cake and cake

8/17/2009 12:50:31 AM

script kiddie

8/17/2009 12:51:05 AM

off the top of my head:

rape
drunk driving
drinking in general
old people driving that obviously should not be on the road
people getting married just because they are going to have a kid together
people who can't afford kids having them anyways on purpose

8/17/2009 12:53:25 AM

set em up

8/17/2009 12:53:59 AM