Str8BacardiL ************ 41733 Posts user info edit post |
2009
Am i going to die?? 3/6/2010 9:59:17 AM |
poopface All American 29367 Posts user info edit post |
SNAP INTO A COMA 3/6/2010 10:00:16 AM |
elkaybie All American 39626 Posts user info edit post |
/thread 3/6/2010 10:00:53 AM |
Str8BacardiL ************ 41733 Posts user info edit post |
I think it has e coli 3/6/2010 10:01:06 AM |
Førte All American 23525 Posts user info edit post |
3/6/2010 10:03:44 AM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
there's enough bullshit in a slim jim, i wouldnt worry about it
btw, why risk it for a $0.75 piece of garbage? 3/6/2010 10:04:35 AM |
poopface All American 29367 Posts user info edit post |
if you could do it all over again, would you? 3/6/2010 10:05:27 AM |
qntmfred retired 40340 Posts user info edit post |
good night, sweet prince 3/6/2010 10:07:43 AM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
Dude, cockroaches will be eating slim jims after the nuclear holocaust. You'll be fine. 3/6/2010 10:15:21 AM |
Str8BacardiL ************ 41733 Posts user info edit post |
This is how it went
Took first bite (nom) looked at my friend chris (while nomming) "man thsit shit tastes expired"
He replies that it expires 3/9/09
I keep nomming thinking it was legal for 3 more days getting grosser each bite.......like 10 mins later it fucking hits me that its not 2009 anymore.
(Sideways glance)
Now I wanna hurl. 3/6/2010 10:18:51 AM |
JTMONEYNCSU All American 24529 Posts user info edit post |
RIP off kaplan 3/6/2010 11:12:45 AM |
Fhqwhgads Fuckwads SS '15 20681 Posts user info edit post |
you gonna get the swamp ass. 3/6/2010 11:15:43 AM |
NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
that's not the proper use of the term "swamp ass" 3/6/2010 11:21:28 AM |
Fhqwhgads Fuckwads SS '15 20681 Posts user info edit post |
ok
you gonna get the mud butt. 3/6/2010 11:22:25 AM |
NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
exactly 3/6/2010 11:22:38 AM |
BobbyDigital Thots and Prayers 41777 Posts user info edit post |
pretty sure slim jims expire via half lives.
so you probably still had a few millenia left before worrying was warranted. 3/6/2010 11:29:52 AM |
arghx Deucefest '04 7584 Posts user info edit post |
I've had an expired slim jim before. They taste worse but no catastrophe occurred from me eating it. 3/6/2010 11:40:33 AM |
Str8BacardiL ************ 41733 Posts user info edit post |
3/6/2010 1:58:41 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
how exactly does a slim jim taste expired 3/6/2010 2:00:21 PM |
wawebste All American 19599 Posts user info edit post |
you still alive? 3/6/2010 2:00:25 PM |
Str8BacardiL ************ 41733 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "how exactly does a slim jim taste expired" |
if only words could describe3/6/2010 2:03:48 PM |
Ragged All American 23473 Posts user info edit post |
im pretty sure thats one of the last ones that was made too.
i mean the plant did made them did explode 3/6/2010 2:39:52 PM |
marko Tom Joad 72723 Posts user info edit post |
Human tradgedy aside, this thread is fucking funny 3/6/2010 2:46:04 PM |
ncwolfpack All American 3958 Posts user info edit post |
something like a slim jim only has an expiration date because the eating quality is reduced. it's not going to kill you or make you sick, it will just taste awful. 3/6/2010 5:37:59 PM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "how exactly does a slim jim taste expired" |
Just like a non-expired slim jim...3/6/2010 5:39:43 PM |
GREEN JAY All American 14180 Posts user info edit post |
yeah, i cant imagine a difference in taste 3/6/2010 5:45:15 PM |
arghx Deucefest '04 7584 Posts user info edit post |
trust me, you can tell
it doesn't have that "snap" to it. like you're not really snapping into a slim jim anymore. 3/7/2010 12:29:49 AM |
jataylor All American 6652 Posts user info edit post |
i have a slim jim thats been expired for about 8 years if you care to try that next 3/7/2010 11:26:49 AM |
ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
lol 3/7/2010 11:51:00 AM |
The5thsoth All American 4813 Posts user info edit post |
just checking in. Did he died? 3/7/2010 11:51:33 AM |
slamjamason All American 1833 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4psCAY1bwqY&NR=1 3/7/2010 2:16:24 PM |
Str8BacardiL ************ 41733 Posts user info edit post |
Not dead but I blew up the bathroom at the Washington convention center so bad people were walking out......barely made it. 3/7/2010 8:11:17 PM |