my wife says i buy cheap toilet papermind you we are on a septic tank and if the shitter gets full it cost $$texas for a shitter pumpingshe wants the kind that is thick like paper towels and notoriously clogs the shitteri like the "institutional" kind that you might find in a cheap hotel individually wrappedwhat say you?[Edited on March 20, 2012 at 10:51 AM. Reason : .]
3/20/2012 10:51:18 AM
get a bidet
3/20/2012 10:53:35 AM
angel soft FTW...thick enough to provide a clean wipe and not break through, thin enough not to be that crap that leaves white flecks everywherewho likes thick toilet paper, anyway? i have yet to use one that doesn't suck
3/20/2012 10:53:48 AM
Scott 1000 Shits per Roll
3/20/2012 10:54:14 AM
The regular double thickness Angel Soft, Charmin, or Sam's Club TP is best IMO.I don't normally buy generic, but I finally gave the Sam's Club brand a try after buying the other two for the last 5+ years and I was pleasantly surprised.I hate those triple thick TPs. They bunch up when you try to use them and clog toilets like nobody's business.
3/20/2012 10:56:51 AM
if you get the thick stuff, don't wrap it 5 times around your hand for one wipe and you should be good.
3/20/2012 10:58:36 AM
hate the thick
3/20/2012 11:01:18 AM
^^ i fold my cheap 2-ply angel soft once and wipe...never had a problemnot sure why anyone would "wrap" their hands in it[Edited on March 20, 2012 at 11:01 AM. Reason : .]
3/20/2012 11:01:32 AM
Buy psyllium seed husks (whole) and take 10g a day. You'll have one wipers for the rest of your life.[Edited on March 20, 2012 at 11:03 AM. Reason : ]
3/20/2012 11:03:08 AM
Cheap stuff at my house; the nearest towel if I'm a guest
3/20/2012 11:14:38 AM
the main problem with the thick stuff is odds are your wife uses entirely too much of it at one time just to pee. WTF is that ladies..you don't need a damn handful of tp just to wipe after you pee...a few squares & you're straight.
3/20/2012 11:21:15 AM
I don't want to even think about feeling wet toilet paperbut I have learned to use way less than I used to and I buy the good stuffI have this issue with paper towels as well...I grab way too many when drying my hands
3/20/2012 11:30:13 AM
Listen, buy the nice stuff that feels good on your bum. If you cant treat your own asshole right then you aint shit.
3/20/2012 12:10:31 PM
Cottonelle
3/20/2012 12:16:36 PM