affection, and romance!
4/20/2012 2:37:47 PM
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4/20/2012 2:44:15 PM
considering his desire for monogamous, constant 1-on-1 affection, i find his little caveat at the end about sex to be pretty
4/20/2012 2:48:29 PM
so he is advertising to be trophy husband?this guy is a tool.
I'm a little that op is lurking around the portland m4w section[Edited on April 20, 2012 at 2:50 PM. Reason : ]
4/20/2012 2:49:26 PM
Why did you post this?And why were you browsing the Portland m4w board in the first place?
4/20/2012 2:51:22 PM
CL ads like this spread like wildfire through facebook and other social sites... this one is a gem.
4/20/2012 2:52:27 PM
yo holmes, to bell-aire
4/20/2012 2:53:25 PM
odds are you'll find some w->m trannies in portland. good odds she'll still have a gooch. good luck on your search synapseI'm Krallum and I approved this message.
4/20/2012 2:53:55 PM
I was hoping for a picture!Also, lol at his demands. No guy friends at all. And he has no girl friends. No wonder he is lonely.
4/20/2012 2:57:17 PM
person in pics isnt him? i just assumed
4/20/2012 2:59:00 PM
if you follow the link those are the pictures that were posted, who knows if it is actually him. I think someone needs to do some espionage and get to the bottom of this.
4/20/2012 3:00:21 PM
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4/20/2012 3:04:08 PM
nice job slipping in double penetration at the end
4/20/2012 3:04:37 PM
4/20/2012 3:05:16 PM
^^More like driving the point home[Edited on April 20, 2012 at 3:06 PM. Reason : N]
4/20/2012 3:05:30 PM
he doesn't seem like the type who would have trouble at least getting laid...if he weren't clearly a raging psycho
4/20/2012 3:06:46 PM
And parts of it seem reasonable and normal. Then a little bit of crazy jumps out and waves at you in between two seemingly reasonable sentences.
4/20/2012 3:08:13 PM
I think you have that backwards
4/20/2012 3:12:32 PM
i think this guy has serious mother issues
4/20/2012 3:14:22 PM
Oh yeah. He got raped by his mom, grandmother, all of his sisters, and all of their dogs.
4/20/2012 3:16:45 PM
and they never cuddled with him, hence why he never wants to spend a night by himself
4/20/2012 3:17:52 PM
Didn't Tosh post this on FB too?[Edited on April 20, 2012 at 3:23 PM. Reason : Nm it was someone posting it to o&a]
4/20/2012 3:21:26 PM
lol I read that as Oh yeah. He got raped by his mom, grandmother, all of his sisters, and all of their dongs.
4/20/2012 3:23:30 PM
^^ dunno I didn't see it: https://www.facebook.com/toshpoint0...unless it was months ago or something.]
4/20/2012 3:23:32 PM
4/20/2012 3:23:39 PM
fucker deleted itcan anyone find a cached copy?
4/20/2012 4:37:09 PM
tl;dr OP is gay
4/20/2012 4:38:07 PM
4/20/2012 5:07:31 PM
damn that dude is cray-cray to the max.
4/20/2012 5:08:10 PM
pass
4/20/2012 5:20:05 PM
he is going to have to get over his problem with women who drink. i don't know anyone who would do that stuff at the end while sober. (or maybe i do, i just don't know about it)
4/20/2012 5:25:37 PM
sounds like a clinger to me
4/20/2012 5:27:11 PM
wtf[Edited on April 20, 2012 at 5:29 PM. Reason : ....]
4/20/2012 5:28:09 PM
^^^ I'll bet you do, but I doubt there are any who will do that, yet never, ever consume a drop of alcohol.
4/20/2012 5:53:47 PM
^
4/20/2012 5:59:06 PM
oh, look. there she is
4/20/2012 6:02:05 PM
dammit, you guyz found my adexcept for the whole deal breakers line by line / I'm clingy / posting a profile online kind of thing.
4/20/2012 6:10:52 PM
Attractive, fit male searching for cuddling, affection, and double penetration!
4/21/2012 6:51:09 AM
So he wants an Amish girl who is into group sex and DP?
4/21/2012 8:51:34 AM
In two of those pics he looks cute. In the other three he looks like a typical Affliction douche.
4/21/2012 8:54:21 AM
4/21/2012 10:30:38 AM
Some womans
4/21/2012 11:36:17 AM