YOUVE BEEN SQUAWKING SINCE 1AM LAST NIGHT AT LEASTHOW HAS SOMETHING NOT EATEN YOUR NOISY ASS YET?
5/9/2012 6:28:55 PM
get a BB gun
5/9/2012 6:34:48 PM
5/9/2012 6:36:30 PM
ahah, there's a bird outside of BigMan157's window like:AAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAHHHHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! MOTHERFUCKING AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
5/9/2012 6:40:13 PM
My sister left a single pump BB gun over here....back in my day you had to pump BB guns like 10 times.
5/9/2012 6:43:14 PM
5/9/2012 7:00:09 PM
5/9/2012 7:02:09 PM
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mowPapa-a-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mowPapa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mowPapa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mowPapa-oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mowOom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mowOoma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mowPapa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mowWell don't you know about the bird?
5/9/2012 10:17:45 PM
i'm about one more night away from tracking it down and murdering it with a machete
5/21/2012 8:31:17 AM
There's like a mockingbird or something that starts up before 1am every night by my place. Drives me nuts.
5/21/2012 8:42:54 AM
shit, i think it is a mockingbird
5/21/2012 8:46:14 AM
do we live next to each other?
5/21/2012 8:52:18 AM
i think we might in fact be the same person
5/21/2012 8:54:14 AM
5/21/2012 8:55:17 AM
i think we might in fact be the same personthis happens to me tooI HATE BIRDS
5/21/2012 9:02:06 AM
woodpeckers are the worst
5/21/2012 9:05:57 AM
Haha, you said woodpecker.
5/21/2012 9:12:27 AM
the mockingbirds out early in the morning like that are unpaired males looking for a girl. put some seed out to attract other birds & maybe he'll find somebody & shut up. that was one of the most common non-death solutions i read online when i had one outside my window at 2am for a week or so.
5/21/2012 9:26:02 AM
just climb up the tree and beat him off every night
5/21/2012 9:28:26 AM
Cant shoot the woodpeckrs but those damn doves are fair game
5/21/2012 9:32:35 AM
BIRD UPDATE: still alive. i saw him hanging out with another bird in the yard this morning, so hopefully he fucks it and shuts up
5/22/2012 8:30:12 AM
Unless he's one of those birds that can't stop talking about the one piece of ass he had.
5/22/2012 8:37:58 AM
5/22/2012 8:51:07 AM
I LIKE PARROTS.
5/22/2012 8:51:53 AM
I say that to my cockatiel all the time.
5/22/2012 8:54:28 AM
5/22/2012 9:12:49 AM
ew. mockingbirds are a pest. one made a nest in my mailbox bush and would attack me whenever i went to get the mail. i destroyed the nest after the babies left.
5/22/2012 9:19:14 AM
this thread brought the lol for some reason
5/22/2012 9:21:41 AM
lol begonias
8/11/2012 9:57:36 AM
8/11/2012 10:20:40 AM
send me all your unwanted mocking birds, i luvs them
8/11/2012 1:13:43 PM
I too had this problem. PM sent.
8/11/2012 1:19:22 PM
There is an I in fucking. Don't you forget it.
8/11/2012 1:23:56 PM
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