Salary, Shmalary$Silverspoon
7/18/2012 1:59:25 PM
tree fiddy
7/18/2012 2:00:48 PM
-$law school loans.
7/18/2012 2:01:32 PM
1 THOUSAND DOLLARS[Edited on July 18, 2012 at 2:02 PM. Reason : dont mean to brag]
7/18/2012 2:01:39 PM
$TwoChicksAtTheSameTime
7/18/2012 2:03:04 PM
$RhodiumBrick
7/18/2012 2:04:55 PM
An Xbox Kinect and some Papa John's coupons.
7/18/2012 2:07:11 PM
7 coupons for free Andy's milkshakes
7/18/2012 2:07:47 PM
^ Like.
7/18/2012 2:08:15 PM
definitely a negative 32bit floating point variable.
7/18/2012 2:12:25 PM
$abrokenrockemsockemrobotsgameandanenglishdegree
7/18/2012 2:12:40 PM
$ipaybytheweekformyspinninrims
7/18/2012 2:24:53 PM
$whatrims?
7/18/2012 2:32:07 PM
$bagofdoritos
7/18/2012 2:34:09 PM
$negative
7/18/2012 2:43:23 PM
1MILLIONDOLLARSThere, I said it... now someone please call me names/thread
7/18/2012 2:44:10 PM
$liar
7/18/2012 2:44:52 PM
^^ Dr. Evil is the 1%.
7/18/2012 2:45:32 PM
Oh man I can't wait for my parents to die.
7/18/2012 2:51:40 PM
my insulin pump was $6500 and my organs are being donated when I die.so maybe $6500 + science!!![Edited on July 18, 2012 at 3:14 PM. Reason : I don't know the depreciate in value of insulin pumps and organs. ]
7/18/2012 3:10:57 PM
$tub so flard
7/18/2012 3:33:21 PM
$positive
7/18/2012 3:36:11 PM
^^^^
7/18/2012 3:40:54 PM
A negative 32bit floating point variable + $1.#oneupperishere.(wtf is a negative 32bit floating point variable?)[Edited on July 18, 2012 at 3:47 PM. Reason : l]
7/18/2012 3:43:52 PM
first honest answer?[rough approximations]Alive:160 kg Ag OR 2.75 kg AuDeath now of natural cause:285 kg Ag OR 5 kg AuDeath now of unnatural cause:400 kg Ag OR 7 kg Au[ibtwhatadouchebag]
7/18/2012 3:58:00 PM
We're talking money, not weight.Get that kilogram junk out of here.Dollars and cents and floating point variables only.[Edited on July 18, 2012 at 3:59 PM. Reason : l]
7/18/2012 3:58:44 PM
$riceandbeans
7/18/2012 3:59:09 PM
if you are too fucking lazy to convert to money, don't fucking complain. i will post whatever. stfu.
7/18/2012 4:01:24 PM
http://www.mint.com
7/18/2012 4:03:04 PM
sadly, i'm worth a lot more dead than alive, thanks to my company life insurance.
7/18/2012 4:27:35 PM
more than yesterday. as long as i can keep that trend going, i'll be fine
7/18/2012 4:50:00 PM
-$gettingmarriedoh snap, this is the new #hashtag!
7/18/2012 5:41:12 PM
I'm gonna post like oeppi.today I am worth 5,252 Hanes brand socks full of mint jelly or 65,219 thimblefulls of diced garlic.if I died of natural causes, I would be worth 863 Kia Forte trunks full of sand, or 63,013 barrels of Big Red gum.If I died in an accident involving a narwhal, or a one eyed man named Larry, then I would be worth 87 spare tires full of cocaine, or 632,521 sample travel sized shampoo bottles filled 3/4th of the way full of Remy Martin cognac. Fuck anyone who doesn't want to take the time to convert any of that to useful units. I post whatever I want.
7/18/2012 5:58:09 PM
I hate to brag, but I have over 6 mid-century modern credenzas I'm not even using.
7/18/2012 8:24:43 PM
I have many leather-bound books.
7/18/2012 8:32:28 PM
^^^ aaahahahaha
7/18/2012 8:41:21 PM
my net worth is pretty substantial...as far as poor white trash goes
7/18/2012 8:46:41 PM
$3.1415927.50
7/18/2012 8:47:48 PM
-$TEXASMed school is expensive.
7/21/2012 11:40:22 PM
net worth is probably the worst concept of all of capitalism. somehow people allegedly are worth a certain amount. bullocks.
7/22/2012 1:01:57 AM
7/22/2012 1:08:07 AM
alive... like -25kdead like 275k
7/22/2012 3:44:18 AM