They get on the boat and head out to do some inland fishing. An hour or two into fishing the grandpa opens up the cooler and pulls out a beer.Grandson: Hey grandpa, can I have one?Grandpa: Can you touch your dick to your asshole?Grandson: Uhh, no.Grandpa: Then no you can't have one.A while later the grandpa pulls out a cigar and starts smoking it.Grandson: Hey grandpa, can I have some?Grandpa: Can you touch your dick to your asshole?Grandson: Uhh, no.Grandpa: Then no you can't have some.A while later the grandson pulls out some homemade cookies his grandmother makes. She makes the best cookies anyone has ever had.Grandpa: Hey kid, let me have some cookies.Grandson: Can you touch your dick to your asshole?Grandpa: Damn straight I can, I'm a real man.Grandson: Good, then go fuck yourself these are my cookies!BAZINGA!What did the suspenders say to the pants?WHAT UP BRITCHES?!?!
8/22/2012 9:42:41 PM
too many words for sawahashI'm Krallum and I approved this message.
8/22/2012 9:43:17 PM
Shell be here all night, folks!
8/22/2012 9:46:08 PM
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8/22/2012 9:48:02 PM
bigger'n any fish i ever caught, that's for sure
8/22/2012 9:48:24 PM
obviously i was kidding Sarah H. Good jokeI'm Krallum and I approved this message.
8/22/2012 10:51:19 PM
Always heard that one as a little Johnny joke years ago
8/22/2012 10:52:32 PM
It was a joke I heard at the bar last Friday night...it was a hit
8/23/2012 3:29:29 PM
Think I heard it right around 5th grade.
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