turn on the lights when they enter a room and see people enjoying the dark.

are assholes

8/24/2012 9:09:45 AM

"Why are you sitting in the dark???"

Maybe because it's not actually dark at all, and I can see fine without a dose of fluorescent depression.

8/24/2012 9:49:45 AM

maybe they didn't see you there

because, you know, pigmentation

try smiling next time you're sitting in a dark room

8/24/2012 9:52:45 AM

Fluorescent Depression sounds like the name of a hipster doom band

8/24/2012 9:52:49 AM

people [who] do the beep beep on their car lock a million times before they leave the vicinity.

DO YOU NOT THINK YOUR CAR IS LOCKED ENOUGH!?1

8/24/2012 9:53:35 AM

People who

8/24/2012 9:54:07 AM

My old roommate did that shit all the time

8/24/2012 10:04:12 AM

I am so making my next side project called Captain Catatonic and the Fluorescent Depression

8/24/2012 10:08:39 AM