- Top shelf of the cabinet, fuck that shit.- On a step stool & can't reach the light bulbs, rather sit in the dark.
10/4/2012 1:15:08 PM
Short people can still use the wolf web [/thread]
10/4/2012 1:15:44 PM
their opinions are oft overlooked
10/4/2012 1:23:09 PM
knee-highs are more like thigh-highs, and thigh-highs just look ridiculous
10/4/2012 1:26:24 PM
10/4/2012 1:42:55 PM
Bermuda shorts look like capris.Capris are pants. Pants look like footie pajamas.
10/4/2012 1:59:17 PM
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10/4/2012 2:41:53 PM
I just stand on the bottom shelf or do something creative with the bottom of my shopping cart/the shelf to get up there. Passers-by usually do not look particularly pleased.
10/4/2012 2:44:23 PM
I need to get a walking cane so I can just knock shit off the shelf
10/4/2012 2:46:55 PM
Can't see shit in a GA Concert always stuck behind tall people
10/4/2012 2:48:18 PM
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10/4/2012 2:51:19 PM
And then you round the corner to the next aisle and see an endcap full of whatever it was you needed
10/4/2012 2:51:34 PM
This is why I like Grand Asia Market. It's designed for short people
10/5/2012 8:04:50 AM
just marry a girl with long arms
10/5/2012 8:09:09 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NvgLkuEtkA
10/5/2012 11:06:53 AM
/short penis
10/5/2012 11:09:10 AM
I have 3 reachers in my house. Like the ones that you see in cheesy catalogs or infomercials with the little mechanical pincers at the end. The house that I live in was built by my grandparents who were both fairly tall so many of the upper cabinets are unreachable for me otherwise. I do haul myself up on the cabinets to get things down, but the reachers come in handy.
10/5/2012 11:58:16 AM
so don't put shit on the top shelf
10/5/2012 12:03:22 PM
not enough space on the reachable shelves IMO
10/5/2012 12:54:02 PM
for lewisje:for me:
10/5/2012 1:50:58 PM
[Edited on October 5, 2012 at 1:51 PM. Reason : d'oh]
Skee-Lo wishes he was tallerhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8BY86AO5Bs&feature=fvwrel
10/5/2012 1:53:28 PM
I had to call my husband to get something off the top shelf of the pantry last nightI felt so useless. But I made him feel useful Best part was when he handed me the cake mix box he said "Here ya go, lil lady" and did a creepy wink [Edited on October 5, 2012 at 2:09 PM. Reason : f]
10/5/2012 2:08:27 PM
damn. i wanted to be the one to post the randy newman video. pooooooooooooooooo
10/7/2012 10:48:03 AM
Needs step ladder to pee in a urinal.
10/7/2012 12:26:31 PM
Short person perk: I can sit cross-legged in the front seat of a car on long trips.
10/7/2012 4:53:43 PM
jeez my leg is probably bigger than you
10/7/2012 4:59:13 PM