do you suppose are occurring right now within a one mile radius of yourself?I'm gonna go with 37. Makes ya think.
10/15/2012 9:31:21 PM
goddamnit, man.
10/15/2012 9:32:42 PM
Depends on the population density of the area you're in and also the average age of the population. In my area, I'd say 5. because old people.
10/15/2012 9:32:59 PM
what would the children think?
10/15/2012 9:33:21 PM
ZeroRural area
10/15/2012 9:33:24 PM
I feel relatively safe saying there are 0.[Edited on October 15, 2012 at 9:33 PM. Reason : due to age]
10/15/2012 9:33:27 PM
makes me wish my girl would take a knee and gurgle my goods
10/15/2012 9:33:53 PM
This did get me thinking. Google tells me there are about 30,000 people in my zip code, which is close enough to a one mile radius. I'm gonna guess about 100 of them are getting sucked off. This is peak blowjob hour after all.
10/15/2012 9:44:18 PM
Well, at one home per .25 acres, and area one mile in radius makes like 8000 houses, so 37 is about half on one percent. So figure a beej lasts 5 minutes on average, that's 6% of the local population in one hour, say that it operates at that level for three hours a night, that's 18% a night. Which is about 20%. Which is about once per week for everyone that lives within a mile of you.If we were to believe this 37 nonsense, that is.
10/15/2012 9:44:47 PM
let's do something large[Edited on October 15, 2012 at 9:48 PM. Reason : d]
10/15/2012 9:45:37 PM
I'd say at least 20. And 18 of them are enjoying it.
10/15/2012 9:45:40 PM
I live in the hood. How does that alter the numbers??
10/15/2012 9:46:20 PM
hahahaaa.......
10/15/2012 9:47:42 PM
At least one
10/15/2012 9:49:41 PM
~50. DC has some fairly sexy people.[Edited on October 15, 2012 at 9:52 PM. Reason : ick, I just imagined the old lady upstairs giving a gnarly helmet buffing]
10/15/2012 9:51:21 PM
All I can say is that there are not nearly enough occurring right now within a one meter radius of myself.
10/15/2012 9:53:19 PM
^ winnar
10/15/2012 9:55:28 PM
Along the lines of^^One less than my liking.
10/15/2012 11:16:34 PM
OP made me think of Clerks.
10/16/2012 12:05:07 AM
I can't wait for Google to get on this issue.
10/16/2012 12:53:30 AM
I am thinking 3 at the most, my neighborhood is full of old people. When I lived off Kaplan the cops were going by all the time, in my new neighborhood its EMS, someone is calling EMS at least once a week.
10/16/2012 12:58:45 AM
^That's funny that you say that... I live on Athens a block from the intersection with Kaplan, and EMS and a firetruck just came for my obese neighbor--third time in a couple months. Yeeeeeeeah.
10/16/2012 1:05:21 AM
I bet this was an interview question.
10/16/2012 1:07:28 AM
honestly I would guess somewhere between -4 and 1everyone around here is either asleep, too old for blowjobs, or both
10/16/2012 1:23:08 AM
At the same time?
10/16/2012 1:56:25 AM
Lol shadowrunner wants to watch some dude sitting beside him get necked off
10/16/2012 6:18:57 AM
I'd say 1000 fappers (pre work)100 fuckersAnd 6-10 blowjobs
10/16/2012 6:32:43 AM
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10/16/2012 8:24:58 AM
4Chan post?
10/16/2012 8:34:52 AM
What if you were in Afghanistan, what would the answer be then?
10/16/2012 10:01:58 AM
did you measure anything or did you just say, "that load looks bigger"?How many days were there between tests? To increase load size many porn star just don' cum for 3-4 days.Time between ejaculating will increase the amount.
10/16/2012 2:39:23 PM
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10/16/2012 2:47:39 PM
BA-HA!But this sounds like something you would do.[Edited on October 16, 2012 at 2:54 PM. Reason : ]
10/16/2012 2:53:18 PM