Now that Facebook is about to sing a tragic swan song, TWW is primed to recapture a good chunk of its hilarious and captivating userbase (or a new, more interesting one, given how old and boring a lot of us are).

It's time for a TWW to reinvent itself and be the go-to place for drama, trolling, cyberbullying, dank memes, and pr0n. Let's party like it's 2006 y'all

3/20/2018 9:15:26 PM

You just wait for it.

3/20/2018 9:29:12 PM

once you get rid of the flea market junk and pyramid schemes, the majority of what's left is just fake shit anyway

3/20/2018 9:33:33 PM

NOW, IT'S THE PERFECT TIME, FOR NONE OTHER THAN

a big free expression tunnel painting advertisement

3/20/2018 9:40:24 PM

these mixed comments/one liners are a data scientist's wet dream; the new TWW is going places!

Unfortunately, I won't be able to make the tunnel painting (I'm busy), but I'll pay 5 lafta bucks for someone to livestream it for me

3/20/2018 9:49:45 PM

So I know facebook's stock has dropped, but I doubt their user base has decreased significantly

[Edited on March 20, 2018 at 10:09 PM. Reason : Alexa, delete facebook]

3/20/2018 10:09:08 PM

you should see the shit the mods have on you guys

3/20/2018 10:16:23 PM

^ I, for one, have been fapping to NeuseRvrRat's private pics for years now.

3/21/2018 7:54:37 AM

Alright somebody get the Joie pics back up, but not the bruise ones

3/21/2018 10:16:18 AM

iop1

3/21/2018 11:09:54 AM

^^ consent is important, so we don't have any #metoo issues going forward

^ you've done your part. GG

3/21/2018 12:25:14 PM

Wouldn't consent be posting your nudes on the internet?

3/21/2018 12:50:58 PM

3/21/2018 12:51:41 PM

OMFG a girl!!one

3/21/2018 1:03:44 PM

We bringing back the shark meme too?

3/21/2018 1:04:40 PM

OH WE BACK

3/21/2018 1:04:53 PM

3/21/2018 1:07:51 PM

Love this idea.

Where are the snow cancellation threads? I'm proud to have been a member, watching that as it happened.

3/21/2018 5:05:14 PM

k

3/21/2018 5:36:45 PM

Quote :

" OH WE BACK"

3/23/2018 5:59:38 PM

[Edited on March 24, 2018 at 12:39 AM. Reason : N]

3/24/2018 12:37:28 AM

Thread premise is definitely lol-worthy

3/24/2018 9:07:03 AM

!

3/24/2018 2:14:11 PM

tww needs to collect our data and sell it to keep tww alive.

3/24/2018 7:28:22 PM

3/24/2018 10:53:49 PM

Hey, Im back. Ya got me.

3/25/2018 5:16:03 PM

^^^

mother's maiden name, DOBs, and previous addresses are a good start.

3/25/2018 8:21:24 PM

throw away your android phones too!

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/03/25/facebook-saves-extensive-call-text-data-made-by-android-users-ars-technica.html

3/26/2018 1:40:29 AM

message_topic.aspx?topic=623126&page=1#15201861

3/26/2018 2:48:57 AM

Keep an eye out for any new users named [user]Zuckerberg[/user] or the like

[Edited on March 26, 2018 at 9:17 PM. Reason : crazy code, you so crazy]

3/26/2018 9:17:10 PM

3/27/2018 10:29:23 AM

We're back baby.

3/27/2018 10:40:20 AM

i love you guys

3/27/2018 2:14:37 PM

You mean the Re-re-re-re-re-launch*

3/27/2018 6:59:52 PM

You mean the Re-re-re-re-re-surrection*

3/28/2018 1:00:57 AM

Go on...

3/28/2018 9:27:47 AM

CBS (ie old people news) running a special on fb tonight on how some exec said if someone died due to being bullied or terrorism etc it's not a reason to slow their growth.

3/30/2018 7:34:14 PM

4/10/2018 6:24:37 PM

Still busy, but let me know about that TWW tunnel painting whenever it happens

4/10/2018 6:48:49 PM

Has anyone stopped using facebook? My guess is no.

4/10/2018 7:17:37 PM

4/11/2018 11:18:14 AM

nice pixels

4/11/2018 11:31:48 AM

Obviously because robot

4/11/2018 4:20:09 PM

"Mark Zuckerberg in a booster seat looks like he’s about to ask the waitress for chicken fingers and apple juice'



[Edited on April 11, 2018 at 6:09 PM. Reason : .]

4/11/2018 6:07:51 PM

looks like he has a bullet proof vest on

[Edited on April 11, 2018 at 6:43 PM. Reason : to me ]

4/11/2018 6:41:07 PM

zuckerborg

4/17/2018 5:57:11 PM