mormons?

9/6/2005 6:08:47 PM

35668 6:52 PM Liaison Program
Officer Gerard conducted a safety and engraving program at ES King Village for 40 residents. Several items were engraved during the program.

[Edited on September 7, 2005 at 1:33 AM. Reason : er]

9/7/2005 1:32:58 AM

Quote :

"09/05/05: A student found a kitten by a trash can near Wolf Village. Officers were able to find a home for the stray kitten. "

9/7/2005 12:04:16 PM

Quote :

"12:05 AM Breaking and Entering A student reported loud noises coming from the laundry room in the West Manor Apts. Officers arrived and found a non student breaking into the coin operated washing machines. The non student was arrested."

9/8/2005 10:38:20 AM

9/8/2005 2:33:28 PM

^^

Quote :

" 10:49 AM A laundry room in was entered overnight, and two of the washing machines were damaged. The cash box with change was stolen from one of the machines "

this was from the night before... probably the same guy and figured he could get away with it again

9/8/2005 3:06:45 PM

ok seriously, do we have like pre-teens living on campus

the cops are not needed for half of this stupid shit

god damn, if you fucking find a stray kitten, either leave it be, or take some initiative and fucking find a home for it yourself

9/8/2005 4:44:05 PM

Quote :

"35668 6:52 PM Liaison Program Officer Gerard conducted a safety and engraving program at ES King Village for 40 residents. Several items were engraved during the program. "

am i missing the funny here?

9/8/2005 4:55:24 PM

9/8/2005 5:21:29 PM

Quote :

"4:00 PM Directed Patrol Officer Knight reported to A.E. Finley Field House to assist with facility use by Hurricane Katrina. "

Is that misleading or what

9/10/2005 3:40:06 PM

Are you going to stand around asking questions of a Category 5 Hurricane, or are you going to do as you're told? I thought so.

9/14/2005 8:56:42 PM

i read one today that was fucking retarded as hell

pisses me off that our tuition goes to retarded shit like that

9/14/2005 9:16:50 PM

^why didn't you post it then?

9/14/2005 9:17:38 PM

Quote :

"10:15 AM Information Police A student reported receiving pornographic e-mail from the Wolf-Web to his home off campus."

9/15/2005 10:17:59 AM

^prude

9/15/2005 12:12:16 PM

Quote :

"11:56 AM There was a report of a male sitting in his vehicle on Hillsborough St. masturbating. Officers identified the non student and charged him with indecent exposure. "

Quote :

"9:27 AM Police responded to Wolf Village in reference to a student who had locked herself in her room and would not come out. Officers spoke with the student who stated that she was sleeping and was OK. "

9/16/2005 8:34:13 AM

Quote :

"1:20 AM Medical Assistance Fire Protection, EMS, and RFD responded to a Bragaw Lot in reference to a non student falling off his bike. The non student was transported to Rex Hospital."

that seems like an awful lot of medical assistance for someone just falling off their bike. musta been some spill

9/16/2005 9:49:51 AM

how the hell do you get an e-mail from the Wolf Web?

and who cares if a guy is wanking in a car? well, as long as it's his car...

the snake one is also stupid

9/16/2005 11:32:56 AM

Quote :

"Police responded to Wolf Village in reference to a student who had locked herself in her room and would not come out. Officers spoke with the student who stated that she was sleeping and was OK. "

9/16/2005 2:52:12 PM

Quote :

"A student reported a male sleeping on the ground near Vaughan Towers. Police located a student asleep, and intoxicated. The student was underage, and lied to the officer about his identity. He was referred to the university."

Quote :

"Officer DiGregorio observed three males carrying the soccer goal from Method Rd. Stadium down Method Rd. The non students stated they had borrowed the soccer equipment from NCSU for soccer camp. This was confirmed by a staff member in Athletics. "

Quote :

"Campus Police assisted RPD by referring five students to the university for violating the City of Raleigh's Nuisance Party Ordinance. "

Quote :

"Police, and EMS responded to Sullivan Hall in reference to a student who fell off his bed, and sustained a head injury. The student was transported to Rex Hospital, and will be referred to the university."

9/20/2005 4:57:07 PM

Quote :

"Police, and EMS responded to Sullivan Hall in reference to a student who fell off his bed, and sustained a head injury. The student was transported to Rex Hospital, and will be referred to the university."

wtf!

9/20/2005 4:58:24 PM

that'll teach him not to fall off his bed

9/20/2005 4:59:18 PM

Unless he was drunk or high, that doesn't make much sense.

9/20/2005 5:11:17 PM

Quote :

"A student reported he collided with a Ballard in Pullen Lot and ruptured the oil pan on his vehicle. Fire Protection cleaned up the spill. "

WTF is a Ballard??

9/20/2005 5:13:30 PM

^^^The guy who fell off the bed is my RA. He was getting out of the top bunk and fell, smacking his head on the junk under his loft. He doesn't remember exactly how it happened, but now both his strobe light and George Foreman grill are broken. He went to the ER later and got 6 staples in his head.

9/20/2005 5:48:30 PM

Quote :

"7:33 PM Check Person A staff member reported that a suspicious male followed her into 1911 Bldg. It was a student who had an appointment with his professor. All was OK."

paranoid?

9/21/2005 10:03:33 AM

Quote :

"A student reported a non student was inside Harrelson Hall masturbating. The non student was trespassed from all NCSU property. "

Quote :

"A staff member reported several students playing football near the power lines during a thunderstorm in the Avent Ferry Complex Lot. Officers were unable to locate anyone. "

WTF?!?

9/21/2005 1:37:38 PM

Quote :

"Police and Fire Protection responded to Bragaw Hall in reference to a student with a high fever, and suffering from convulsions. The student was transported to the hospital by EMS. "

Possessed?

9/21/2005 1:44:06 PM

On September 16th

5P0001142
4:02 PM
Larceny
A student stated she parked her vehicle in the Avent Ferry Complex Lot. When she returned her vehicle was gone. DOT shows no record of towing any vehicles from the lot.



On September 20th

5P0001142
2:11 PM
Recovered Vehicle
A student reported finding her vehicle on Hillsborough St.




5P0001142 is the report number so this was the same person.

Thank you for remembering where you parked. If you get too drunk to remember, carry a note pad and WRITE IT DOWN!!!

9/21/2005 2:34:47 PM

But what if you forget that you wrote it down?

9/21/2005 2:42:40 PM

Then your car is forfeited because you are irresponsible. How can you forget where you put your car for 4 days. I mean c'mon.

9/21/2005 2:47:58 PM

Quote :

"5P0001159 7:15 PM Fraud A student reported an unknown person had taken money from her bank account by using her debit card. At this time, the student is not sure where the crime occurred, and she still has possession of her debit card."

?????????

Quote :

"39675 7:54 PM Animal Problem A student reported a snake in the Engineering Bldg II. The officer captured the snake, and released it back into the wild."

Apparently Centennial Campus is on the great frontier.

9/21/2005 3:25:45 PM

haha sounds like that college education is paying off

9/21/2005 3:34:07 PM

this is like the best thread ever cause it makes me feel better about myself

9/21/2005 3:41:01 PM

Find a snake on campus is not a freaking problem.

It's a freaking gift from God, like finding a hundred dollar bill or some such.

9/21/2005 8:47:39 PM

except you can't buy shit with a snake

9/21/2005 8:50:32 PM

Quote :

"Possessed?"

yes. everyone who has seizures is possesed.

yes.

9/21/2005 9:13:35 PM

Was the snake handing out apples?

9/21/2005 10:26:15 PM

Quote :

"11:07 AM Damage to Property A staff member reported finding an offensive sexual slur bleached into the carpet of Owen Hall."

9/23/2005 9:53:38 AM

Quote :

"except you can't buy shit with a snake"

you don't have to buy shit with a snake. the snake produces shit.

[Edited on September 23, 2005 at 10:33 AM. Reason : ...]

9/23/2005 10:33:35 AM

Quote :

"except you can't buy shit with a snake"

Start waving a snake at people. You'll eventually get what you need.

9/23/2005 11:40:55 AM

9/23/2005 12:45:51 PM

Damn this weekend was good:

Quote :

"9.23.05 - 40408 9:33 PM Suspicious Incident A student reported an unknown person drove by him and a friend while they were walking on Main Campus Dr. and took their picture. The officer explained that it is not illegal to take pictures out in public. "

Quote :

"9.24.05 - 5P0001192 11:44 AM Suspicious Incident A student reported that a male approached her in the Bragaw lot and gave her a note offering to pay money for adult activities. "

Quote :

"9.24.05 - 5P0001190 7:46 AM Damage to Property A non student reported that a light pole was removed from the ground in the Bowen Hall area. "

Quote :

"9.24.05 - 5P0001193 3:18 PM Assault A non student reported that an unknown male punched her in the face and threw her down in the RBC Lot. "

Quote :

"9.25.05 - 40563 12:19 AM Al A student reported several subjects in Wolf Village were driving two separate vehicles into each other, and yelling obscenities. Upon arrival officers spoke with a non two non students who stated that they were letting their vehicles rest against each others while waiting for friends to arrive. After further investigation, officers found several beers in one vehicle belonging to one of the non students. He was issued a citation for underage possession. "

9/26/2005 4:45:48 PM

Rest against each other? WTF?

9/26/2005 5:07:28 PM

Quote :

""9.24.05 - 5P0001192 11:44 AM Suspicious Incident A student reported that a male approached her in the Bragaw lot and gave her a note offering to pay money for adult activities. ""

hahahahaha

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=353123

9/26/2005 5:11:43 PM

40444 12:59 AM Alcohol Violation A non student at the Avent Ferry Complex reported several alcohol violations. Officers responded and spoke with four students, and three non students. All stated they were drinking at a party at College Inn. EMS transported a student to Rex Hospital for possible alcohol poisoning. He will be referred to the university.

That would be a friend of mine.. har

[Edited on September 26, 2005 at 10:17 PM. Reason : er]

9/26/2005 10:17:10 PM

thats why you just take them yourself

9/26/2005 10:18:28 PM

He voluntarily went with the security guard who nabbed two other friends of mine. He's a moron.

9/26/2005 10:23:00 PM

Quote :

"5:10 PM Stalking A staff member reported a student was receiving unwanted e-mails and visits from another student."

wish i was cool enough to have a stalker

9/27/2005 10:24:08 AM

Quote :

"The non student was trespassed from all NCSU property. "

how can someone be "trespassed" from all NCSU property ???????

9/27/2005 10:31:33 AM